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| mollie |
On Saturday, at the Nuptials, Mok informed me that the new trousers which he was wearing had, surprisingly, succumbed to crotch rot.
His previous pair had (according to him) worn thin because of *what lies within*being almost impossible to contain within the limits of gents natty suiting. As he works in an industry creating large erections he had replaced these trousers at Matalan- well spending your day in a portakabin on a building site doesn't encourage encourage you to trot down to Saville Row, for covering for your lower extremities. And here it had happened again.
And today they were returned to Matalan;
apparently 6 assistants and managers were scrutinising MoK's crotch, till one of them noticed something the others had missed.
A Burton's label......................
| 1 Oct 09, 11:48 AM Mistress_Amethyst UK, 5 yrs   |
Don't you hate it when that happens  xXAXx ~~If you don't like me it's your fault~~ |
