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... The Misdemeanours are stacking up. A punishment has been decided.
bHere's the shopping List:
1 inflatable paddling pool.
6 catering sized tins of baked beans.
6 catering sized tins of mushy peas.
10 large tins of dog food (cheap & smelly from Netto's)
4 very large packets of frozen diced veg.
1 pair of rubber pants.
1 hood with drawstring.
And here's what's going to happen:
Sub (who has sloppy food phobia) will sit in paddling pool, naked (apart from hood and rubber pants) with wrists and ankles strapped to spreader bar.
Noxious, sloppy edibles to be splashed from a great height, into paddling pool, and that includes Netto's finest doggy nosh.
Fair amount of slop will somehow find its way inside rubber pants.
Sub will wimper, 'Oh no please no, not sloppy food all over me'.
I will laugh my head off.
Sub in question has meekly requested that salt and vinegar crisps be added to the shopping list. This is because he likes scratchy things on his skin. His attempt to neutralise the effect of the slop is very easy to see through. However, I am not a heartless woman. A party pack of salt and vinegar crisps will be opened and placed out of reach but where he can just smell them ....
Edited Sun 27 Sep 09, 9:37 AM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet
