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have just realised i havent started a sock wanking thread for a while ..... or maybe we could go for pot noodle wanking instead (is there a difference), but then that may have been overdone ... or even just a little bit crispy... wonder if anyone ever got their knob stuck in a shower head .... or a cheese grater .... or a cartoon picture of donald duck ...in fact i wonder if anyone ever had sex with a custard doughnut and managed to keep the custard inside and if he did, did he have a very small cock or was it a huge doughnut? ... i also often wonder why cats fart louder than dogs, and what the purpose is of purring, even though it's nice.... and what purpose is there for a chicken to shit in its sleep .... why are ducks such bloody noisy shitting massive lumps of fat and feathers when they are so bloody small when you've skinned em ..... and what is it about toilet rolls that makes cats turn it into confetti ... and why the fk am i awake at 3.42 am ..... still with such utter crap going round my head ????
| 23 Sep 09, 7:26 AM BarbieSlutLoki UK(E), 6 yrs |
Someone stole my original gremlin, and it velcro at the back with a hole for little baby gremlins I'm still convinced someone saw it, and kidknapped it to be an impromtu sex toy The first rule of Brat Club, we don't talk about Brat Club... | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 7:30 AM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs   |
You always have such crap going around yer head. It's just that yer awake at 3.42 to notice it. | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 8:11 AM X_Gordon_X UK, 3 yrs |
thank god your back,,, im seen as normal compared to you lol...xxx good to see your still just you..xxx | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 8:20 AM Outrider UK(S), 7 yrs |
And I thought pot noodles were extinct  Let's agree on this. You don't tell me about your problems with Windows and I wont tell you about Linux | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 3:08 PM TheCraftsman UK(SY), 3 yrs |
seem to remember you talking about an early night...but sleep can always elude the would-be sleeper, of course | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 4:06 PM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Chickens shit in their sleep because they are birds. Birds on average (depending on what they are) shit every 2 - 20 minutes a day. Various reasons...much faster metabolic rates than most other creatures, eat more food, so need to shit more often, shorter intestinal tract. My chickens are constantly eating! I don't let my chickens sleep in the nesting area though because of all the shit. I can't believe I've no control | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 4:21 PM TheCraftsman UK(SY), 3 yrs |
The things you learn in here !
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| 23 Sep 09, 5:04 PM Outrider UK(S), 7 yrs |
I knew there was a reason I don't like eggs Let's agree on this. You don't tell me about your problems with Windows and I wont tell you about Linux | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 6:24 PM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Have to say, I prefer rearing them to eating them, but I am partial to the odd ommelette! As for cakes and things, I don't use eggs, I used mashed up bananas, works a treat! I can't believe I've no control | ||
| 23 Sep 09, 8:18 PM TheCraftsman UK(SY), 3 yrs |
you into rearing fancy breeds
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