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| Sat 19 Sep 09, 4:40 PM houseproudest UK(SE), 4 yrs   |
subject/quote/ (no names please) PE/ 'legs ! legs! he cant run without his legs!' i made this | ||
| 20 Sep 09, 12:23 AM hummingbird UK(LS), 4 yrs |
At the tender age of 13 my PE teacher got all the girls together and said to us " Now girls take it from me, if your boyfriend is not very satisfying in the bedroom department then use a cucumber, believe me it's good " well you can just imagine what a bunch of 13 yr olds did, we all fell about laughing as most of us didnt have a clue what she was talking about and by lunch time virtually the whole school was laughing about it and after that she got the nickname cucumber. flying high is fun ( suspention that is hee hee ) | ||
| 20 Sep 09, 7:06 AM stephen_sub UK(B), 5 yrs |
I remember a chemisry master saying to me after preparing Hydrogen sulphide (that's the gas that smells like rotten eggs, isn't it?) "Mow then lad, a drop of that behind your ears and you'll be well away" My gf at the time didn't seem to agree! Nowwhere near as good as the cucumber story tho'!!!!! And not particularly kinky - but the nearest they ever got in the particular educational establishment I attended! | ||
| 20 Sep 09, 7:19 AM feetintrouble_jemima UK(EN), 4 yrs |
(To a male pupil): "What is that between your legs? Put it in my hand!" But it's more fun being a girl! | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 1:19 AM Cherry_Muffin 2 yrs |
Bend over, lift your skirt and take the slipper | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 6:38 AM stephen_sub UK(B), 5 yrs |
for us it was "Assume the position" | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 9:59 AM NightSprite UK(EN), 4 yrs |
I remember being told that I would be taught amazing things to do with whipped cream and that sometimes a whipping will make things firm! | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 10:15 AM shady_lady UK(MK), 3 yrs |
This actually happened to a teacher friend of mine. Very mature 15 year old lad fidgeting with something under the desk. My friend asked what he was doing. 'Having a wank' was the reply. So she went to look and sure enough he was! She called for help and a senior member of staff promptly arrived and removed the, still erect, boy from the class. Comment from one of the others was it's all right miss, he didn't come so no mess to clear up'. And the punishment....the boy was suspended from school for 3 days, presumably that gave him plenty of time for self relief. Cheers | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 2:30 PM LousyReputation 3 yrs |
Our classics teacher explaining to a whole class of eager 13 year olds what felching was with the straightest of faces. You could have heard a pin drop "Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain." | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 3:54 PM dotterel UK(NG), 4 yrs |
At my comprehensive in the 1970's we were banned from wearing underwear during PE, under the spurious pretext that we would then be walking around in sweaty underpants for the rest of the day! The (male) PE tutors would occasionally check that everyone was adhering to this rule. Looking back from today's perspective of child protection it seems unbelievable that they could get away with this! Those were more innocent days though, and at the time my main concern was the uncomfortable lack of support while running round a playing field. Winter football was not much fun, especially when a cold hard wet ball smacked into your thigh... Hang on, I think I'm rambling now. | ||
| 21 Sep 09, 4:02 PM sweet_lolita 2 yrs |
"bend over", "so you've been naughty I hear", "go to the headmasters office now", etc etc. I can blame my liking for spanking on my male Maths teacher ! And my mum is to blame for me liking canes! Oh the thrill of control, like the rush of rock and roll, is the sweetest taste I've known. Oh yah so come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home. |
