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| Doghouse_Reilly |
on Fri 18 Sep 09, 4:50 PM to Doghouse_Reilly's blog.
So here I am, single again. The negatives of this situation pretty much speak for themselves and will be drowned in the nearest available pint of beer this evening.
The positives, well they are harder to pin down. So I figured I should make a list, so I can check back later if I forget them.
1. I can go back to not having to consider anybody else's feelings in my words or actions. This is a pretty sweet state to be in.
2. I get to watch the football on Sunday and use the term cunt as often as necessary- every time a Manchester City player gets the ball. So maybe, I dunno, twice.
3. I now have a valid reason to get properly wasted whenever I like for as long as I like.
4. I can listen to the Blues properly. Just doesn't feel right when I'm in a relationship.
5. I can pursue my burgeoning interest in the field of being a cat saddo. Might get another cat to celebrate.
Any suggestions for other positives, go nuts. I think I've run out.
| 18 Sep 09, 5:12 PM princess_geek UK(CO), 3 yrs |
I was going to come up with a fantastic list of awesome things you can do now you're single again, but not now!
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| 18 Sep 09, 5:20 PM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
I thought I was being charitable by not including the times the goalie has to fish the ball out of his own net. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | |||
| 18 Sep 09, 5:33 PM Mr_Diabolical 2 yrs |
I dunno mate, think you might be using that word a lot more this season... | |||
| 18 Sep 09, 5:38 PM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
Ahh football. How I missed it. Breaking up in that godless period between seasons would be unbearable. During the season though it's actually rather convenient. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | |||
| 18 Sep 09, 5:50 PM princess_geek UK(CO), 3 yrs |
You're all heart, you! | |||
| 18 Sep 09, 6:21 PM MsNemi UK, 4 yrs |
Go on, get a cat. There are some going cheap here... http://failblog.org/2009/09/17/pet-ad-fail/ One of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind, never considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die. | |||
| 18 Sep 09, 10:47 PM tanken UK(NR), 2 yrs |
I thought it was budgies that went cheap i've been single since my divorce 8 years ago, it's overrated.
"Red hair and black leather is my favourite colour scheme" - Richard Thompson | |||
| 20 Sep 09, 10:06 AM MrTom UK, 8 yrs |
This little sweetie is probably still available ...
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