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Posted by Sleeping_Booty on Fri 18 Sep 09, 2:05 PM to Sleeping_Booty's blog.

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18 Sep 09, 2:35 PM
misstressclare
UK(TA), 4 yrs
£
Lol

Bloody amazing what happens at Asdas

Even if they do great doughnuts lol

18 Sep 09, 2:37 PM
Sleeping_Booty
UK, 6 yrs
I hope you don't have doughnuts or I'll be GREEN with envy! Lol

Jacinta x

if(BEING_BAD == GOING_TO_HELL && GOING_TO_HELL == PAIN_AND_SUFFERING)Jacinta = BEING_BAD;
// Besides, it's warmer there! Rusty wheelbarrow for one please! :-D

18 Sep 09, 3:28 PM
misstressclare
UK(TA), 4 yrs
£
lmao
18 Sep 09, 10:51 PM
tanken
UK(NR), 2 yrs

I had a car once that conked out in a big puddle in a supermarket car park :)

"Red hair and black leather is my favourite colour scheme" - Richard Thompson

20 Sep 09, 9:01 PM
PrudeRaglan
UK(SW), 2 yrs
An understandable, if regrettable, case of mistaken identity. The AA repairman was obviously not mindful of the need to maintain decency and propriety.

Possibly a little careless of the wife. But by no means as careless as the wife of a couple - friends of my parents - who put her head round the bathroom door one Sunday morning and, seeing a naked man facing away from her towelling off after a bath with one foot up on the side of the bath, tickled his testicles from behind with the chirpy announcement that Sunday lunch would be ready in five minutes. The man was in fact the lodger, not her husband.

Rather than taking this opportunity to impress firmly on me the need for care in maintaining standards of decency and propriety in intimate encounters, my parents found this tale hugely amusing. Regrettable lapses from decent standards all round <sigh> - the only redeeming aspect being that the wife was mortified at her lapse to the extent that the lodger was asked to leave. Not his fault, but as is so often the case when standards of behaviour slip, innocent parties suffer.

Keep it decent - you know it makes sense!

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