| Missdirection |
Paddy's wife goes to the Doctor complaining that after 10 years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The Doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy refused to pay for a fan so asked his mate Mick if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didnt orgasm! Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over. So Mick made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best sex she'd ever had she had a mind blowing orgasm. Paddy looked at Mick and said, "and that my friend is how to flap a fucking towel"...
| 18 Sep 09, 2:11 PM Sleeping_Booty UK, 6 yrs |
ROFLMAO. Brilliant! Jacinta x if(BEING_BAD == GOING_TO_HELL && GOING_TO_HELL == PAIN_AND_SUFFERING)Jacinta = BEING_BAD; |