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jules9
Posted by jules9 on Thu 17 Sep 09, 12:57 AM to jules9's blog.

No - you are not my Daddy, simply because you say so. No I am not telling you what my bra size is, just because you complimented me on "them". No, surprisingly enough, I don't want to be "virtually" spanked by you (whatever the hell that's meant to mean!).

If you read my ad, it's for friends only. So why would I want to drive 300miles for the "privilege" of sucking your smelly, hairy pathetic little cock! Finally I don't have any desire to Domme you either!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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17 Sep 09, 1:31 AM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

An example of some of the lovely "Doms" that IC has to offer...

idiot1 (12:37 AM): hello - daddy is here

jules9 (12:39 AM): Who are you, and why do you have my Daddy?

sidiot1 (12:48 AM): well i can be ur new daddy

jules9 (12:51 AM): I don't think so

jules9 (12:51 AM): for future refernce, daddy is here as a starting line is just plain creepy

idiot1 (1:00 AM): aplogies - like ur profile - want to meet u soon

jules9 (1:05 AM): my profile is bare

idiot1 (1:09 AM): blank canvas - always best to work with

jules9 (1:09 AM): sorry, but I think based on this chat, that we aren't going to get along

jules9 (1:09 AM): good luck in your search though

idiot1 (1:14 AM): such a shame - better if i called u - then u wud see - hard to chat in here

17 Sep 09, 5:45 AM
FairyGirl
UK(YO), 3 yrs

Oh dear! But a perfect example of why my profile used to say "chat messages will be ignored - as will you!"

I just don't bother with them any more. Good luck in your search! :-D

"Nothing saves anyone's life, Sir. It just postpones their death." - Posner , The History Boys.
All it takes for bad English to prevail is for literate people to do nothing.

17 Sep 09, 7:03 AM
BarbieSlutLoki
UK(E), 6 yrs
It works the other way though, on nilla sites I just won't bother with anyone without a profile

If theres no clue who you are surely, you're only going to attract the people who don't bother reading profiles.

I get memos from Dim Doms who dont read profiles, as they just see my picture so I know what it's like.

But I get the being hurt bit, I've been there and it's less painfull to move on and put a brave face on the world

The first rule of Brat Club, we don't talk about Brat Club...

17 Sep 09, 8:01 AM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

Woke up this morning to a memo from a male dom telling me that he is going to take me away from my beloved Mistress!!! Not a bloody hope in hell, they can try to drive a wedge into my relationship but it will only be used to chock the door they want to come in through.

Love you oodles Mistress xx

remember folks......it's only kinky the first time

Edited 17 Sep 09, 2:01 PM by andrewsean

17 Sep 09, 8:26 AM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

They are a breed unto themselves, I like to refer to them as the wanky men...

:-)

17 Sep 09, 8:28 AM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

jules9 wrote:
They are a breed unto themselves, I like to refer to them as the wanky men...

:-)

try to remember thought jules, not all men are the same, only 99.7% of them lol

remember folks......it's only kinky the first time

17 Sep 09, 8:34 AM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

andrewsean wrote:
jules9 wrote:
They are a breed unto themselves, I like to refer to them as the wanky men...

:-)

try to remember thought jules, not all men are the same, only 99.7% of them lol

lol - based on my personal experience I'd say your stats were spot on ;-)

XxX

17 Sep 09, 8:47 AM
BitziVonMuffling
UK(PL), 7 yrs
oh yeahhh ive had many a wanky man memo and chat message,do they really think they are gonna get a response to hello mistress what would you like to do to me erm the answer to that is a big fat NOTHING!!!!! lol and added to that may be a "go away you odious little troll"

Why did nature create man? Was it to show she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?
holbrook jackson

Edited 17 Sep 09, 8:48 AM by BitziVonMuffling

17 Sep 09, 8:47 AM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

jules9 wrote:
andrewsean wrote:
jules9 wrote:
They are a breed unto themselves, I like to refer to them as the wanky men...

:-)

try to remember thought jules, not all men are the same, only 99.7% of them lol

lol - based on my personal experience I'd say your stats were spot on ;-)

XxX

And the other 0.3% are married/attached/gay.

remember folks......it's only kinky the first time

17 Sep 09, 10:36 AM
Betony
UK, 7 yrs
I think 'Daddy' is the new watchword for men that haven't got a clue. They used to get in touch and say 'hello it's your new Master here' and all of a sudden everyone's a 'Daddy'.

I don't think so.....:-)

LOL re 'virtual spanking' - I bet that hurts!

Edited 17 Sep 09, 11:14 AM by Betony

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