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| Wed 9 Sep 09, 7:59 PM Hislilpuppy 9 yrs |
As i sit here thinking back to the moment i will share it makes me giggle and blush all at the same time ! I am into puppy play very much and have all the gear but have not eaten doggy food or doggy biscuits yet ... i prefer fig rolls as they look like doggy treats..but much more yummy !! Have you ever said something thats obviously BDSM in a vanilla enviroment????? I did..walking round the local co op shop where people know me well , with my Dom ....being a cheeky brat ..as per usual ...when He picks up a can of dog food knowing how i feel about it... I forgot myself and in a shrill loud voice i cried in the shop " NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO EAT DOG FOOD!!!!!!" *cringes* I realised i had in fact said that at the top of my voice in a vanilla place..we both burst out laughing... have you ever slipped in a vanilla enviroment???? submission is permission to be yourself without judgment Edited Wed 9 Sep 09, 8:03 PM by Hislilpuppy | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 8:04 PM deelish UK(RM), 11 yrs   |
The thing is, unless you're pervy you don't actually look for it. I can imagine vanilla's joking about eating dog food in the context of someone's cooking being awful etc. so you'd be surprised what people don't pick up on. I did out myself to someone who worked for me, he'd posted to a forum and was telling me about it, I mentioned that I thought I'd seen the posting (it was about a photographic artist rather than something overtly pervy), then realised the only forum I read was UK.People.BDSM. Fortunately he too was pervy so no harm done.
Yes, I do realise my gob is writing cheques my arse can't cash, but I have a very accomodating banker. | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 8:21 PM DoraExplorer UK(CO), 4 yrs |
I was at my Salsa night the other day, and someone joked about the lady leading instead of the man.....without thinking, I said "Oh thats topping from the bottom"....... Cue wishing the dance floor would open right up! I dont have a quote so I'll leave this bit blank...........cos I dont want to use up space till I have something really good to put here | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 8:26 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs |
Not saying anything but mishearing what someone says - in the shop the other day I was vaguely earwigging on the conversation of some people ahead of me in the queue. I could have sworn they were talking about fetishes.........took me a minute to realise they were talking about feta cheese  "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 8:28 PM MisterAndy UK(SS), 4 yrs |
It's a good job you weren't in Subway. You would get all excited about people talking about subs!
Youth's a mask and it don't last. Live it long and live it fast.(The Killing of Georgie by Rod Stewart) | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 8:31 PM valuedproperty UK(EH), 2 yrs |
I got strange looks from a couple at the next table in a restaurant once when I blurted out "am I allowed to eat that Sir" a little too loudly. I always call him Sir even in public (well, that's his name!) but I do usually lower my voice a little so as not to draw attention. He calls me by my real name rather than the usual "slut" when we're around other people though and it sounds so strange to me. | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 8:45 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs |
I have a picture of me standing outside a Subway next to the sign saying "Sub of the Day £1.99" Who says I'm cheap?
"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 9:10 PM mr_guy UK, 4 yrs |
Unfortunately I too seem to let kinky phrases, comments and general dirty grins and laughs slip out almost everyday in vanilla situations or conversation. I think I might need some help... The most recent was on a film set: "that bed would be great for bondage with all those bars, rings and hooks..." oh dear, did I say that out loud? | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 10:59 PM votre_maitresse UK(BH), 5 yrs |
topping from the bottom etc etc vanilla folk dont know what that means!!! and probably dont care either!! whats the problem? theres not a new law out that states we may not even speak of kink in public is there? a mad tempered mai x without apology. | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 10:59 PM Lj_switch UK, 3 yrs  |
I've already posted elsewhere the comment whilst setting up a Guide and Scout camp, when we were puting up a marquee, and throwing a webbing strap over the top. One of the Guide leaders cheerfully said "does any one want lashing down" to whch I immediately replied "OOOh yes please" and the tonight, at a very repectable club meeting I commented on the cost of a jacket my wife had bought, and a friend said that womens clothes were more expensive than mens, to which I replied that " I don't buy many women's clothes" which is true, just the skirt, blouse, corset, panties stockings and heels I was wearing last Saturday... Edited 9 Sep 09, 11:44 PM by Lj_switch | ||
| 9 Sep 09, 11:16 PM MissP UK(EN), 8 yrs |
I believe 99.9% of the population, maybe more, would agree with this statement, so no harm done at all. |
