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| Doghouse_Reilly |
on Thu 27 Aug 09, 8:56 PM to Doghouse_Reilly's blog.
Get to it you bums. Post something funny. Cos the missus demands funny stuff and I'm flat out of ideas.
By the normal run of things I could think of something funny, but I'm watching the bit in Anchorman where Ron Burgundy eats cat poo and it's left me in tears. It's so emotional.
Milk was a bad choice.
Also I turn my back for five minutes and IC seems to have an entirely new population of weirdos. Very similar to the last batch but I'm not sure where they all came from, and where the old bunch went. Is there a killer pandemic going around? And was there something on TV recently that just perverted everybody who saw it to cause the new wave of pervery?
| 27 Aug 09, 9:32 PM Elegantly_Wasted 8 yrs |
*taps foot impatiently* C'mon people. Provide laughter. And more pizza. And a pony. I want a pony.
"Put your Ego's down - I've told you before not to play with them...." | |
| 27 Aug 09, 10:10 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
Well here you are. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It it the transition yhat is troublesome. There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line | |
| 27 Aug 09, 10:21 PM yoda_dog UK(HP), 6 yrs |
ok...I'm crap at telling jokes, so I'll go with funny stuff on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM And from the same guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI&featu... Something a bit different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lktd1OBHVI "Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time." | |
| 27 Aug 09, 10:41 PM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
Death is peaceful unless you're squished by a stampede of elephants. Happens all the time in Tarzan movies. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | |
| 27 Aug 09, 10:56 PM Elegantly_Wasted 8 yrs |
D'oh! Cant get onto youtube on my mobile. And now it's teasing me with it's hidden funny. This sucks. Bloody broken internet. Mobile surfing is poo....send carrier pigeons with funny stuff. May take less time than getting my internets fixed. Arghh! Still want a pony..... "Put your Ego's down - I've told you before not to play with them...." | |
| 28 Aug 09, 12:14 AM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
Will have to find you a pony then. The nicest pony that can be found. With gravy and spuds. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | |
| 28 Aug 09, 7:02 AM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
remember folks......it's only kinky the first time | |
| 28 Aug 09, 10:05 AM Lj_switch UK, 3 yrs  |
a bumper sticker "so many cats, so few recipes" | |
| 28 Aug 09, 10:25 AM Draughtsman UK(HP), 3 yrs |
There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time. On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes. The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!" The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb." And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?" and he said," So he can tear my ass up one more time." "That was chloroform? My, it doesn't half make your bum sore" | |
| 28 Aug 09, 4:07 PM Mysti1 UK(CB), 3 yrs |
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