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| Qwoins_calamity |
on Thu 27 Aug 09, 1:18 PM to Qwoins_calamity's blog.
************ JUST HAD THIS MEMO*******************
Calamity, i just know you wont laff... sobs...
You know i loves ya and dont want NOTHING awful to happen to ya? Well read on Mcduff
You know when people say 'listen to your body?'
Well i just discovered what they mean.
I am sat here stark nakid, my legs wide apart and a fan blowing between my legs...
This is sooooo unfair, this is the sort of thing that happens to you not me....
Yeah i'm a lazy twat, instead of using my trusty mach3, i sprayed veet all over my hairy bits i have fabulously smooth legs but my fucking foo foo is on fire, not only does it have no hair, it now has no skin either Bastard chemical burns, they dont happen to me they happen to other people.
I'm stood with veet sprayed on my merry friend, thinking hmmm i wonder is it should feel so hot, its ok i can take it only 2 more minutes then i can rinse... fuck sake why oh why did i not listen when my fanny was screaming ouch that hurts?
Just to add insult to injury, that fucking bastard veet shit makes the bathroom floor as slippy as an ice rink, i think my shoulder is dislocated too... Oh the pain, the pain, the shame the shame......
I vote for hairy tuppences from now on!
So tempted to blog it but lol had to tell you!
see im not the only calamity on ic , mm do you think its my influence rubbing off?
Edited Thu 27 Aug 09, 1:56 PM by Qwoins_calamity
| 27 Aug 09, 1:22 PM QuietD UK(WV), 7 yrs |
Aww calamity have you got a twin sister out there somewhere? For high quality hand made fetish goods and many other items please visit http://www.qds-emporium.co.uk | ||
| 27 Aug 09, 1:35 PM MissLioness UK(LS), 5 yrs |
well it aint me so that leaves two others and my detective skills say one was away that just leaves one lololol i know who it is lolololol laffs i guessed but im not telling x rofl you mad cow lol  hugs hope you are ok aloe vera lollmso | ||
| 27 Aug 09, 1:40 PM rubesque UK, 4 yrs |
That's the best chuckle I have had all day!!! Do hope said person is ok though Tee Hee He looked into My eyes, and I almost died. Then I remembered what I was and half killed him. | ||
| 27 Aug 09, 3:14 PM Lovelace UK(LS), 4 yrs |
Been there, done that, and ate the t-shirt ! Lol. And to add insult to injury it bypassed the hair completely before demolishing the skin ! As Tammy Wynette once said: Sometimes it's hard to be a woman....
Choozy. x One day my ship will come in, and knowing my luck, I'll be at the airport !! | ||
| 27 Aug 09, 3:45 PM goodcatholicgirl UK, 4 yrs |
Awwww ouch ouch ouch lol, yep it weren't me either, so its gotta be the t'other muskateer.
Will have to keep my eye out for someone with a wince and a funny walk There's nothing wrong with me that can't be cured with a bit of chocolate | ||
| 27 Aug 09, 4:00 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
he will find out if i have been bad. | ||
| 27 Aug 09, 10:09 PM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
I'm here!
Have been busy searching for someone walking like john wayne.... No time to post sorry
ICe pack for foo foo anyone? Bishop Desmond Tutu:
We must not allow ourselves to become like the system we oppose. | ||
| 29 Aug 09, 10:56 AM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
I did the same when I went for my vasectomy, bloody hurts and I went in with a scrotum like a tomato and came out with one like an aubergine. Sympathies to the lady concerned. cold bath and cream on the foo foo is highly recommended. remember folks......it's only kinky the first time |
