Posted by Sunhillow
on Wed 26 Aug 09, 6:33 PM to Sunhillow's blog.
Narcissists...
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
What do a narcissist and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
"My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was God and I didn't"
How do you drown a narcissist? Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
There's nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."
"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
How does a narcissist sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
How can you tell when a narcissist is lying? His lips are moving.
What is the difference between a catfish and a narcissist? One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish.
What do you call an honest narcissist? An impossibility.
"Really, I'm the most appealing, sexy, charming, wonderful, most intelligent man walking the face of the earth. Ask all those b****es who left me!"
I particularly like the last one 
| 26 Aug 09, 7:17 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs  |
He he he "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates |
