Posted by kesriel on Mon 24 Aug 09, 1:30 PM to kesriel's blog.
i was in my usual oh-my-goodness-it's-monday-morning-already-and-ther e's-just-too-much-to-get-through-today headless chicken mode this morning.......which meant that i was trying to carry out all my usual morning ablutions (including the delicate art of lady-bits de-fluffing).....whilst running three payrolls, doing some ironing, packing a lunch box for myself, watering the plants and tiding up from the weekend....
all of which meant that i left the depilatory cream on waaaaaaay too long....
result: minor acid burns to my labia.....
OWIE.....major....major owie.....
i've been putting off going for a wee for ages !!!!!
E.T.A.: i was sending an abbreviated version of this silliness to a 'nilla girlfriend.......and managed to do the classic of sending the text to my Mother instead.........oh grief!!!
Is it friday yet???
Happy Monday Peeps...
| 24 Aug 09, 1:39 PM Mistress_Whip UK, 2 yrs £ |
try a douche of lavender oil should help heal them quickly |
| 24 Aug 09, 1:39 PM Mistress_Whip UK, 2 yrs £ |
try a douche of lavender oil should help heal them quickly |
| 24 Aug 09, 2:02 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs   |
Oh heavens, ouch! I knew there was a good reason for keeping my pubes  "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates |
| 24 Aug 09, 4:40 PM Miss_serena 4 yrs |
pour warm water over your lady garden when you pee pee, id id this a while ago and I have to say if the Dom/mes got wind of how much this hurts, it would be used as punishment.. lets hope they don't!!! owned , happy and contented.x |
| 24 Aug 09, 5:30 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs |
Tea tree oil - diluted or a few drops in your bath water - is also good for healing. "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates |
| 24 Aug 09, 10:11 PM just_iana UK(SS), 6 yrs |
be extra careful next time, i did similar and it seems ultra sensitive thereafter! (maybe just fear though!!) |
| 24 Aug 09, 11:14 PM sad_angel UK(SE), 5 yrs |
Sudocream is a must in my first aid box - works wonders |
| 24 Aug 09, 11:18 PM Beelzee UK(SE), 12 yrs |
A two step instant cure 1) Buy a can of Deep Heat 2) Spray this liberally over your backside, making sure it gets into all those little cracks and creases I guarantee that within about 30 seconds you will have completely forgotten about the pain up front. "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me." The Batman |
