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Posted by miss_kitten on Tue 18 Aug 09, 9:23 PM to miss_kitten's blog.

I'm having a random day, so it only feels right that I randomly bleurgh it all out.

Things I have learned...

- I don't like coming home to only one toothbrush in the bathroom. No thank you very much. Of course, they will be reunited tomorrow night (the toothbrushes, that is) and in the meantime I get to sprawl on the sofa, eat treats and sleep in his bed all alone (but don't tell him - shhhhh!)

- My kinks and tendencies constantly evolve and surprise me and him. Goodness, I am sicker than I thought

- M&S is still my favourite place to go for naughty meals for one.

- I am seemingly increasingly allergic to bites. Following the unfortunate paw drama of a few weeks ago, I got bitten again today and I am starting to have an allergic reaction, so anti-histamines and hydrocortisone have been helicoptered in and facilities contacted and complained to as there is obviously something nasty living in the carpet at work (and it is not a certain evil member of my team ).

- I remembered how much I love blood and sharp things. And, er, punching, anyone? Anyone? Hmmm?

- Cheese, blood and lists rock

- I am almost (I repeat, almost) ashamed that I am about to sell 5 pairs of unworn shoes on ebay. At least I am selling them and not treating them as ornaments any more!

- Wardrobe sorting is a pain in the arse but worth the pain (and the nagging maid) as there is now plenty of space in the bottom again. Aha!

- The vileness of people keeps on coming. Thank you to the lady who got out her cotton buds and cleaned her ears on the train tonight. Filthy, vile bitch.

- I can't take all responsibility for everything. I can't make everything and anyone better, happy, nicer, less related to me; but I can pull my head out of my fur blanket and stop avoiding decisions and planning. Dumb arse kitten. What I can do is look after the ones that matter wherever I can.

- Being made to kneel and explain myself shocks me to reality. And makes me hot

There endeth the learnings of the kittens for today.

Edited Tue 18 Aug 09, 9:35 PM by miss_kitten

Replies

18 Aug 09, 10:00 PM Sinmara UK(N), 6 yrs	miss_kitten wrote: - I am almost (I repeat, almost) ashamed that I am about to sell 5 pairs of unworn shoes on ebay. At least I am selling them and not treating them as ornaments any more! ohh, anything I might like? miss_kitten wrote: - The vileness of people keeps on coming. Thank you to the lady who got out her cotton buds and cleaned her ears on the train tonight. Filthy, vile bitch. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who in their right mind does that in public? ------ I'd rather be poor and creative than rich and boring (Patrick Wolf)
18 Aug 09, 10:05 PM littlenic 5 yrs	miss_kitten wrote: - I don't like coming home to only one toothbrush in the bathroom. No thank you very much. Boo. Of course, they will be reunited tomorrow night (the toothbrushes, that is) and in the meantime I get to sprawl on the sofa, eat treats and sleep in his bed all alone (but don't tell him - shhhhh!) Hurrah! - My kinks and tendencies constantly evolve and surprise me and him. Goodness, I am sicker than I thought Hurrah! - M&S is still my favourite place to go for naughty meals for one. Hurrah! - I am seemingly increasingly allergic to bites. Following the unfortunate paw drama of a few weeks ago, I got bitten again today and I am starting to have an allergic reaction, so anti-histamines and hydrocortisone have been helicoptered in and facilities contacted and complained to as there is obviously something nasty living in the carpet at work (and it is not a certain evil member of my team ). Boo. (Are you *sure* it's not the team member?) - I remembered how much I love blood and sharp things. And, er, punching, anyone? Anyone? Hmmm? Hurr.. er, I mean, no comment. - Cheese, blood and lists rock Hurrah! - I am almost (I repeat, almost) ashamed that I am about to sell 5 pairs of unworn shoes on ebay. At least I am selling them and not treating them as ornaments any more! HURRAH! - Wardrobe sorting is a pain in the arse but worth the pain (and the nagging maid) as there is now plenty of space in the bottom again. Aha! Hurrah for wardrobe sorting. Triple hurrah for nagging maids. Triple boo for space in the wardrobe... (although maidie thinks triple hurrah too, for you!) - The vileness of people keeps on coming. Thank you to the lady who got out her cotton buds and cleaned her ears on the train tonight. Filthy, vile bitch. Boo hiss boo. - I can't take all responsibility for everything. I can't make everything and anyone better, happy, nicer, less related to me; but I can pull my head out of my fur blanket and stop avoiding decisions and planning. Dumb arse kitten. What I can do is look after the ones that matter wherever I can. Hurrah for that realisation, at least, if not for the bad stuff itself. - Being made to kneel and explain myself shocks me to reality. And makes me hot Hurrah! There endeth the learnings of the kittens for today. Boo. Not the arthritic fist of doom?
18 Aug 09, 10:14 PM miss_kitten UK(HA), 5 yrs	maidie wrote: There endeth the learnings of the kittens for today. Boo. Have no fear - one more pearl of wisdom from the House of Kittens. Ready? - 6 is the magically optimum number of bottles of shower gel in the storage drawer that is required to keep the ohmygodIamlowontoiletriesandtheworldmayshurelyend daemons at bay. Praise be!
18 Aug 09, 10:16 PM miss_kitten UK(HA), 5 yrs	Sinmara wrote: miss_kitten wrote: - I am almost (I repeat, almost) ashamed that I am about to sell 5 pairs of unworn shoes on ebay. At least I am selling them and not treating them as ornaments any more! ohh, anything I might like? miss_kitten wrote: - The vileness of people keeps on coming. Thank you to the lady who got out her cotton buds and cleaned her ears on the train tonight. Filthy, vile bitch. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who in their right mind does that in public? Answer to Question 1 - I will send you pics before I put them up Answer to Question 2 - Filthy, vile bitches
18 Aug 09, 10:27 PM littlenic 5 yrs	miss_kitten wrote: Have no fear - one more pearl of wisdom from the House of Kittens. Ready? - 6 is the magically optimum number of bottles of shower gel in the storage drawer that is required to keep the ohmygodIamlowontoiletriesandtheworldmayshurelyend daemons at bay. Praise be! Are you telling me that you've been and bought 4 - 4!! - more bottles of shower gel today? Your hoarding abilities are miraculous, Miss. maidie's certainly in awe... you outshine my Post It Note collection, for sure. Not the arthritic fist of doom?
18 Aug 09, 10:52 PM Sinmara UK(N), 6 yrs	yes, please! miss_kitten wrote: Sinmara wrote: miss_kitten wrote: - I am almost (I repeat, almost) ashamed that I am about to sell 5 pairs of unworn shoes on ebay. At least I am selling them and not treating them as ornaments any more! ohh, anything I might like? miss_kitten wrote: - The vileness of people keeps on coming. Thank you to the lady who got out her cotton buds and cleaned her ears on the train tonight. Filthy, vile bitch. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who in their right mind does that in public? Answer to Question 1 - I will send you pics before I put them up Answer to Question 2 - Filthy, vile bitches ------ I'd rather be poor and creative than rich and boring (Patrick Wolf)
18 Aug 09, 10:56 PM El_Presidente UK(G), 4 yrs	miss_kitten wrote: - The vileness of people keeps on coming. Thank you to the lady who got out her cotton buds and cleaned her ears on the train tonight. Filthy, vile bitch. Medical scenes are not all blood and shiny pointy things, yanno. There are still ears to be syringed, cysts to be lanced and bed pans to be emptied! The beatings will continue until morale improves.
19 Aug 09, 9:07 AM ALittleBizarre 5 yrs	Did someone mention shoes?