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| Draughtsman |
on Mon 17 Aug 09, 10:29 AM to Draughtsman's blog.
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
| 17 Aug 09, 11:06 AM TheSpankist UK(M), 4 yrs |
Hi fellow sickipdian - nice to know I am not alone cheers John |
| 17 Aug 09, 11:07 AM MzStardust UK, 2 yrs |
lmao! funny. |
| 17 Aug 09, 11:42 AM Tooddles UK(BS), 7 yrs |
LOL... i litterally just spat my coffee everywhere... That is sooo funny... i'm dreaming of a pink Christmasssssssssssssssss |
| 17 Aug 09, 11:48 AM Private_Tart 6 yrs |
I laughed and then realised this was exactly the kind of thing that would happen to me.  |
| 17 Aug 09, 1:28 PM MissyG UK(MK), 8 yrs  |
haha, really made me laugh  -:|:- London Munch -:|:- LondonAlternativeMarket -:|:- |
| 17 Aug 09, 5:29 PM MissTee 5 yrs |
truly LOL , Shit think for yourself,live with the consequences we all do.Let's put the ginger in some orifices and watch the horses dancing. |
| 17 Aug 09, 6:19 PM Matt_Finish UK(KT), 5 yrs |
Brilliant Amo, amas, amat... |
| 17 Aug 09, 7:09 PM Snowpard 4 yrs |
I would LOVE to see this as a sketch. Camera zoomed in on a persons face, you can hear their voice through thought, loud music blaring in the background but you can't see the rest of the room. Camera doesn't zoom out until the person has stopped farting, to reveal they are wearing an ipod, whole pub is silent and circle of friends are staring at them. I can see Mitchell and Webb doing that one to be honest, Webb the ipod person and Mitchell staring at him. Threads are like skirts. They should be long enough to cover the interesting details, but short enough to keep things interesting. |
| 17 Aug 09, 7:31 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
Knowing my luck i'd just let a ripper go and the track would finish.  There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line |
| 21 Aug 09, 2:33 PM SirOpenSource UK(E), 6 yrs    |
On reading that blog I laughed until I stopped. SOS I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi |
