How do you make a teenager (21)

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Praes_girl wrote: You play tooth paste..... Get a broom and stand next to the bottom of the bed, then hit just beneath their feet with the broom and tell them that the next hit will be 2 inches higher, if they don't move up the bed they get a crack over the ankles, keep hitting the bed and slowly squeeze them out of the top of the bed..... Ta-daaaaa...one wide awake teenager

Threaten to get into bed with them and give them a cuddle !!

Trance

Trance_Former wrote: Praes_girl wrote: You play tooth paste..... Get a broom and stand next to the bottom of the bed, then hit just beneath their feet with the broom and tell them that the next hit will be 2 inches higher, if they don't move up the bed they get a crack over the ankles, keep hitting the bed and slowly squeeze them out of the top of the bed..... Ta-daaaaa...one wide awake teenager Threaten to get into bed with them and give them a cuddle !! Trance

Thats just evil..... but a great idea!

Dump a bag of ice or frozen peas on them

Invite the whole family to use their bed as a trampoline

Take a big empty box into their room that has "Stuff for the charity carboot" written on the side in big letters and start putting their favorite things into it

Get one of those alarms clocks that either 1- hide on you or 2- is a weight that requires you to do so many repetitions before it will shut off and put it across the room from them and set it to go off

Settle yourself in their room and sing a song you know they hate really loudly in an off key tone - if that alone doesn't do it threaten to go to school, work, or with them the next time they hang out with their friends and do repeat performances if you have to make them get up again....

Trance_Former wrote: Praes_girl wrote: You play tooth paste..... Get a broom and stand next to the bottom of the bed, then hit just beneath their feet with the broom and tell them that the next hit will be 2 inches higher, if they don't move up the bed they get a crack over the ankles, keep hitting the bed and slowly squeeze them out of the top of the bed..... Ta-daaaaa...one wide awake teenager Threaten to get into bed with them and give them a cuddle !! Trance

lol hilarious.

I was going to suggest a cold bucket of water but there appears some real experts in this blog.

When I read the title though, I was tempted to write - 13 years and 9 months before you want a teenager, the Mummy and Daddy have sex......that's how to make a teenager!

http://www.avaaz.org/en/
The nice lady with the whip.

Edited 16 Aug 09, 1:30 PM by Caracal