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Posted by x_zero_x on Wed 12 Aug 09, 10:02 PM to x_zero_x's blog.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you understand these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullsh*t and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Replies

12 Aug 09, 10:28 PM Moonlight_x UK(RG), 3 yrs	I love this and use it when I'm doing corporate training I've never bothered to add it up though...... Does it? "The richest person isn't the one that has the most, but the one who needs the least"
12 Aug 09, 10:47 PM x_zero_x UK(DD), 10 yrs	Moonlight_x wrote: I've never bothered to add it up though...... Does it? yes turns out i'm better at mental arithmatic than i thought! Your day has finally come - So wear the hat and do the dance And let the suit keep wearing you.
12 Aug 09, 10:51 PM Moonlight_x UK(RG), 3 yrs	x_zero_x wrote: yes turns out i'm better at mental arithmatic than i thought! Cool!!!! I'm always worried someone will pick me up on that.... I would have had to get my calculator out.... "The richest person isn't the one that has the most, but the one who needs the least"
13 Aug 09, 2:19 AM bohnanza UK(FK), 12 yrs	Moonlight_x wrote: I love this and use it when I'm doing corporate training I've never bothered to add it up though...... Does it? No wonder corporate training has a shit reputation. Science, the only religion that works even if you don't believe in it. Women wanted, preferably with their own Rohypnol.
13 Aug 09, 5:40 AM Moonlight_x UK(RG), 3 yrs	bohnanza wrote: Moonlight_x wrote: I love this and use it when I'm doing corporate training I've never bothered to add it up though...... Does it? No wonder corporate training has a shit reputation. I'm guessing you don't run a charm school. "The richest person isn't the one that has the most, but the one who needs the least"
13 Aug 09, 11:50 AM LaRouge UK(L), 7 yrs	But he is charming... Moonlight_x wrote: bohnanza wrote: Moonlight_x wrote: I love this and use it when I'm doing corporate training I've never bothered to add it up though...... Does it? No wonder corporate training has a shit reputation. I'm guessing you don't run a charm school. I don't want to be anyones girlfriend, I want to be EVERYONES!... "What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger" (Quote from Darknight)