Don't argue with a woman! (2)

Posted by Draughtsman on Sat 8 Aug 09, 9:32 AM to Draughtsman's blog.

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish & Game Warden, in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Fish & Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am'. And with that he left.

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8 Aug 09, 4:24 PM FairyGirl UK(YO), 3 yrs	LOLTIMES! Haha! "Nothing saves anyone's life, Sir. It just postpones their death." - Posner , The History Boys. All it takes for bad English to prevail is for literate people to do nothing.
10 Apr 10, 6:52 AM freecroma HU, 2 yrs	Very witty story And it is an evidence at the same time the female wardens are safer and better because their “equipment” is never dangerous. Navigare necesse est, vivere non.