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| melita |
on Mon 29 Mar 04, 7:17 PM to melita's blog.
Found this on the net..........
THE SMARTER SEX
A woman and a man are involved in a car
accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are
totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days. The
man replied, "I agree with you completely. "This must
be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at
this, here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't
you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
just wait for the police..." 
Edited Mon 29 Mar 04, 7:49 PM by melita
