Happy Birthday Esoteric Master (8)

It means 2 birthday cards why oh why oh why...

Some people are like slinkies ... they don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Some people say I'm a bitch, that's just not true - I have the heart and soul of a kind and gentle person ... in a jar, on my desk, next to my cane.

a smile across my ass with a slap across my face

Adama: Morning, Starbuck, what do you hear?
Starbuck: Nothin' but the rain.
Adama: Grab your gun and bring the cat in.
Starbuck: Aye-aye, sir.

"Lips that taste of tears, they say, Are the best for kissing". Dorothy Parker

There's nothing wrong with me that can't be cured with a bit of chocolate

Arella xx