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| Wed 22 Jul 09, 1:15 PM Mr_Worm UK(BN), 6 yrs      |
succinctly described by the urban dictionary "To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it" My other half is so preoccupied with morning erections that I'm beginning to wonder if there is an element of penis envy. If we're together I normally wake up and she's got a firm grip on it, if we're apart the first question she normally asks is "Did my [my as in hers] cock work this morning ?". What thoughts go through your head first thing in the morning ?
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| 22 Jul 09, 1:19 PM switch_bitch UK(G), 7 yrs |
I wish that alarm would shut the F*** up ! If you go through life with your head in the sand, all people will see, is an arse | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 1:20 PM Inks07 UK(BL), 4 yrs |
Odd thing is, I used to get them all the time however as of about a year ago they just stopped and I'm in my early twenties. That might not be a good sign. | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 1:20 PM possession UK(BB), 3 yrs  |
Is that the cock alarm nudging your rear? | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 2:34 PM felis_silvestris UK(M), 3 yrs |
Where my tea and why don't I have anything to play with..
If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way.. | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 3:07 PM Mr_Worm UK(BN), 6 yrs |
See no reason why it couldn't double as a teasmade ... | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 3:10 PM felis_silvestris UK(M), 3 yrs |
And it would, if I had one.. If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way.. | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 3:19 PM x_Remme 4 yrs |
"Should I give him a rude awakening.. or should I be nice?" My level of tiredness tends to decide that for the both of us. He got very lucky this morning. ^_^ | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 3:45 PM MissP UK(EN), 8 yrs |
Sex or get to work on time, sex or get to work on time...
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| 22 Jul 09, 4:20 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
I'm an owl and he's a lark. So at 5am or some other ungodly hour my first thoughts generally run along the lines of, "Oh nooooooo, it's feggin alarm cocke again!" And Misery's The River Of The World Misery's The River Of The World Everybody Row! Everybody Row! Misery's The River Of The World Misery's The River Of The World Everybody Row! Everybody Row! Everybody Row! Everybody Row! Everybody Row! | |||
| 22 Jul 09, 4:24 PM Loving_Malevolence 3 yrs |
I'd like to say sex. But in reality it's more like "I just want ten more minutes sleep. Just ten more.....zzzzzz" ~ When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. ~ |
