cock shots 2 - this time, it's personal (68)

wonderer wrote: It's the straightening seams one that would be most likely to get me going if I permitted myself such infelicitous activities while appreciating profile pics. The caption enhances the pic beautifully.

Oh I am so with you on that one!!

I need buckets of ice cold water handy before I dare look at that pic!!!!

http://www.collarncuff.co.uk

Bloody hell I really wish that IC would not keep on changing the format.

I have already typed in that I feel that it is my duty to receive any cock pics that you boys want to send me.

If you are wanting a cock fight then send your pics to: finbar@live.co.uk

I will then carefully examine them for such qualities such as: length, width, girth and aesthetic appearance.

By next Friday, assuming enough of you respond then I will be able to announce to those on IC who are interested exactly which cock I deem to be the winner.

I already know that there are a few crackers on Ic and I am hoping that the Manchester Fire Brigade see fit enough to furnish me with some pics.

Pickle

http://www.collarncuff.co.uk

Did you look at my profile? Cause your comment kinda implies you didn't. If so, learn first, then post.

If you still haven't, then the point was not arrogance, but humour, backed up by the "cock shot" on my profile. I have no need to really engage in any kind of interweb pissing contest over cock shots.

To control another, you must control yourself. To own something, you must understand it.

That's not kind of how I read his post to be honest, I read it rather tongue in cheek. I also wouldn't necessarily look at someone's profile just because they posted on a thread, I could be here all day just doing that!

I have, however, already seen your cock shot so I realised what you meant but still... just pointing out that it didn't seem that way to me.

If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way..

*nods* nor me. I also thought it was a tongue-in-cheek comment, and one for which the mental image made me laugh

"That didn't hurt. That didn't hurt. That didn't hurt. That hurt! (Do it again)"
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"It's like she doesn't need other people to define who she is; she already knows."

For all sorts of different reasons, I nominate this for the funniest post of the week...has really made me chuckle.

Good work fella.

The easy part of life is playing by the rules. The fucking hard bit is working out what the rules are.

Lip Up Phatty

Fuck me that's gorgeous!

Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts.

I didn't realise that there was a Nando's at Pompeii