| Doghouse_Reilly |
Seriously. Just don't do it. Not even a little.
It like first there's the physical debilitation of the hangover, then comes the shame, like a cross between the riot police and disappointed parents. 'Why did you do that?' they ask me miserably as the batons swing.
I don't want to sound melodramatic but on mornings like today, I envy the dead. Hell if I keep this up I might be joining them.
Edited to add that I am aware of the irony of posting this after having had a couple of sly pints this evening. But there's drinking and there's DRINKING. This was the former.
Edited Fri 17 Jul 09, 10:23 PM by Doghouse_Reilly
| 17 Jul 09, 10:27 PM felis_silvestris UK(M), 3 yrs |
Yes, you did have fun didn't you? lol.. If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way.. | ||
| 17 Jul 09, 10:40 PM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
It's sort of like waking up in the morning to find the pin to a grenade on your finger and no idea where the rest of it is. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | ||
| 17 Jul 09, 10:43 PM felis_silvestris UK(M), 3 yrs |
lol... excellent analogy. And then you find it! If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way.. | ||
| 18 Jul 09, 1:05 AM Mistress_Susannah UK(SE), 7 yrs £ |
Oh I don't know. Sometimes I've written things when I'm wankered... then woken up the next day to check my posting history thinking "oh crap" and I've actually written the most poetical amazing thing. Hmmmmm. Maybe Tanos edits mine in the night! | ||
| 18 Jul 09, 1:08 AM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
Well I did birth a 98 post thread, which is perhaps a record for me, but I don't want to really consider what else I did. Low profile is the order of the day, verily. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | ||
| 18 Jul 09, 1:56 AM Jahc99 UK, 5 yrs |
You mean there are sober people on here? Blimey. Why poison your liver when I could eat it for you? | ||
| 18 Jul 09, 2:09 AM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
Dirty twelve steppers get everywhere. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. | ||
| 18 Jul 09, 9:00 PM blacksheepboy UK(CR), 4 yrs |
Sorry man, but I've got to disagree: teh internets is so much more fun at 3am when everyone is tanked up on booze or whatever drugs they prefer. Take that thread you started; I've been looking back over it and it sure made me LOL.
I've not been logging in here much recently, so maybe you should do it again, so I too can contribute my beer-and-whiskey assisted observations. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence and insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me - Hunter S. Thompson. | ||
| 18 Jul 09, 9:34 PM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
It's not so much the drunken threads, it's the drunken memos. I daren't even check the sent items some mornings. D'ooooh. All that is required for the triumph of evil is for Chuck Norris to change sides. |