".....I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that....." (34)

I nearly bit my boss in a meeting once. His spatial awareness wasn't very good and he kept gesticulating with his hands in front of my face (I was sat next to him at the meeting table) I thought to myself "next time he does that it's getting bitten!".

I had to try very hard to stop myself from acting innapropriately. That's when I realised I had a serious biting fetish

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sorry, i dont get this pun!

Spirit levels ensure that something's been laid properly, if that helps you at all?

Wow, there can't be many bible quotes on this site.

Mind what people do, not only what they say for deeds will betray a lie.

No, women do that all the time.

And then deny they're doing it. "I was just looking down there at errr... ummm..."

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"Love is not all wine and roses. Sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese."
Tim Minchin: If You Really Loved Me

Edited 2 Aug 09, 12:09 AM by Beau_Tox

I've almost bitten women in the past. It's when they reach right across you to get something, and there's just a lovely juicy piece of exposed flesh, right there, under your nose.

It's an unfair temptation, I feel.

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"Love is not all wine and roses. Sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese."
Tim Minchin: If You Really Loved Me

There might be mortar her than meets the eye...

Hmm... "next time he does that it's getting bitten!".

Well.. once upon a time this dyke was pretending very hard to be straight.. and so was happily or actually rather unhappily ensconced in a slightly pervy relationship with a nice chap from 'oop norf'. Unfortunately, one day whilst under the influence of far too much peach schnapps and vodka, said chap annoyed me intensely.. and I gave in to the irresistable urge to bite his ear as he reached past me for the sun tan lotion... I think that's when he realised I was far more perverted than he was! I think perhaps the expression on my face at the sight of all that blood gave the game away!

I hasten to add, that since coming out of the proverbial closet, I have not had the urge to bite anyone in a non-consentual way again!

oh i like this one

"A heart is not judged by how much it loves but by how much it is loved" Wizard of Oz to the Tinman You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet