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| alexandraa |
Been browsing through the shops listed on Informed Consent and came across one for some interesting pastes and salves.... made from fresh ginger, lime, chilli etc recommended for figging and usefully cooking... haha. Was chatting to evil twin at the same time and she has forced me to come and blog a story about Colbeh and i.... and a substance known as Firey Jack..... She forced me Colbeh its her fault I would never tell a story like this without being forced at evil twin point......
Well some time ago now it has to be said, a friend of ours gave us a tin of Firey Jack, for those that dont know its an old fashioned receipe for muscular pain etc similar but intensely more potent than Deep Heat. Its basically concentrated chilli oil and a bit of parafin to help it spread. To be used SPARINGLY!!!! (Frowns at Colbeh). Well was in the days when we used to meet in hotels and on this occassion following our friend's instructions he had caned me (most viciously and grievously) (yum yum) then sparingly applied the Firey Jack. (They dont name it firey for no reason). He says hey slave what does that feel like and slaps a more liberal dose on becuase i'm not bleating, and then slaps on some extra for good measure. He never was one to do things by halves....
Meanwhile i am crouched on the bed arse in air thinking fuck me my arse is aflame. It felt like hot and nasty sunburn. Great he says that's fantastic, ah bless poor slave etc... and i'm thinking nope this is really really beginning to burn now. At that precise moment Colbeh decides that indeed fucking me with my arse burning would be a good thing. Away we go and i'm thinking oh god this is badddddd and then oh nooo this is now getting inside me too... at which point i say please Master i need to go and shower this off. (Bloody pointless excercise You cant fucking get rid of Fiery Jack let me tell you it goes deep inside your pores). At the very same point Colbeh realises it has indeed gone inside me too and oh yes..... all over his cock. (Smug snigger).
Emergency services are all but called...
i dash for the shower, arse practically blazing and Colbeh dases for the sink. i am then entertained (while scrubbing hopelessly at my arse) for the next half hour by Colbeh hopping round the hotel room with a cold flannel wrapped around his massive hard on....... hahhahahahhahah no no i didnt dare laugh at the time just expressed considerable concern.......
Thing is how come.... well you know... discomfort + pain = hardon??????? Well i coudln't resist pointing that out.... ermm Master how come You still have a hardon?? Enjoying the pain??? (That was taking my life in my hands to suggest something like that) (Maybe i wasnt so upfront... maybe this is poetic license...)
He says something like, "I have a massive sex drive slave are you suggesting anything else??? hmmmm????" with THE LOOK thrown in for good measure. Never seen anything so funny in my life.
Needless to say we never again experimented with anything like that.... ever...... never .... ever... but those of you with an interest do go to this site it looks great..
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kissx/ganeshaspice/... ml
sorry link too long you'll have to cut and paste and remove the space between ht .... ml)
I suggest what ever you do dont mix it with sexual activity.
Oh and the Firey Jack????? why... we gave it to teaserpleaser........ and that's a whole nother story for her to tell....
i think it ended up in the bin though...
Edited Sun 5 Sep 04, 9:25 PM by alexandraa
