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| syndeetoo |
sitting in a tapas bar in madrid, eating gambas and tortilla and watching bulls on the telly, along come the adverts and I am transfixed-
it's a vibromax.
What it does is make you wobble.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDffow3qVN4&featu...
And both I and H have an obsession with wobbly bits.
So I get home and go on amazon and I read the reviews and I've ordered a similar article.
I look forward to standing on a wobbling plate, with all my flab wibbling wildly.(and possibly fapping simultaneously)
good vibrations............................
| 11 Jul 09, 7:52 PM rubberesque UK(W), 5 yrs  |
Oh they're like the body plates things at the gym... They're meant to be really quite good but by the time I'm done at the gym I can't be arsed to give it a proper go.
Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen. Thank you for all the joy and pain. | |
| 12 Jul 09, 12:54 AM slowboat_tochina UK, 6 yrs |
i've got one of these types of things, i use it to hang clothes on though (the handles make for a great hanger!), as in use i found it (a) very noisy and (b) made my brain shake!! if you have big boobs, i'd suggest a sports bra too!
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| 12 Jul 09, 1:14 AM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
ah yes- we are going to put it on a concrete floor downstairs at chez synd, to muffle the enormous vibrations, and I'll probably listen to Beethoven, or squeal like a stuck pigge..................either of which will probably drown it out I should imagine the boobage will swing like windscreen wipers on fast.......................
And so your life's been a success And you have pleasure in excess Don't worry it will all end soon The crack of doom is coming soon And so your future's looking bright And you've reached the giddy heights Don't worry it will soon end It is all shallow and pretend The crack of doom Is coming soon | |
| 12 Jul 09, 1:30 AM Snowpard 4 yrs |
Video or it never happened!!! I think there should be an IC version of the spanish advert, with syndee doing the personal trainer talks as she walks past people on the machines, and for the finale jumps on one herself! This is when the advert would cut from spanish tones to blasting Beethoven. At the end, the camera pans out to reveal that all the machines were set up in a row all along, and syndee is the conductor. So everyone is on their own machine pretending to play instruments along to Beethoven. You could use your knitting needles as the conductor stick! Do it! Do it! Sell the video and the machine will pay for itself! Threads are like skirts. They should be long enough to cover the interesting details, but short enough to keep things interesting. |
