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| alexandraa |
I went the the theatre last night.... <looks around furtively to see who might be reading this>... phew no one thank god. And I saw a most excellent musical....
<Coughs> Urmmm.....
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Yes there you have it. I know you're all impressed. Oh yes you cant call me a northern monkey I'm cultured you know, go to the theatre and everything, London Palladium you know. Oh yes. Well it has to be said <looks around furtively again> I had a great time. Not as good as a beating and fucking (you cant go wrong with that) but... Ohhh yes, I screamed myself hoarse, hissed at the child catcher (wicked wicked man) and sang and clapped very very loudly. Hahahah.
If I'd been with a Dom I think it would have been his turn to be humiliated. Ahhh it was great. Chitty Chitty is real you know, a magic car, she flew and everything, I think I love her.. Does that make me bi? "High, low everywhere we go Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang our fine four fendered friend... Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.... lalalalalal"
Now I know I take the piss and mock heavily some will remember my visits to contemporary ballet and Tate Modern, but I can appreciate good things as well as the most stuck up emperor's new clothes adorers among us. I love theatre as it happen just haven't been in a long time. Used to go every week at one point with my ex husband but that was before I discovered sex and BDSM. Like I say you cant beat a good fucking and beating. Now stop going back to that its always the same with you lot isnt it? You're all rude. We're doing culture today...
OK so now I have a list so you Doms better line up to take me out, I want to see Chicago, The White Woman, Les Miserables, oh go on Lion King then, Phantom of the Opera and then, when you're truly sick of me screeching all the songs, we'll move on to the plays.... See lots of things to be done outside the bedroom... Now then how come I haven't? Ahhh cause you know what dont you?
You cant beat a good fucking and beating....
Gets this image of being asked in a Domly fashion.... "DANCE FOR ME SLAVE GIRL!!" and breaks into.... Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you, and our Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too. High, low every where we go.................
Does that work for you erotically?
Like i say you cant beat a good fucking and beating. Mind you there's always the intervals.
Edited Sat 7 Aug 04, 10:05 AM by alexandraa
