| alexandraa |
Evil twin is here tomorrow hurrah. Been ages since I've seen her at least ermmmm 3 weeks OK OK not that long then... humph. Will be nice, we talk so rarely..... OK Ok we talk everyday. OK Ok about 3 times a day. In fact I think she has stepped into the mental side of Colbeh's role hahhahaha. Nah not quite... she doesnt send enough text messages but its not a bad attempt lol.
She does for sure boss me around. Takes care of me. Checks up on me. In fact she's been a marvel and I would have been truly at the bottom of the Thames by now without her constant nagging to make sure I'm not sitting glumly staring into space full of self pity.
Yes I do sit glumy and stare into space on occassion. Try it, its a nice thing to do sometimes I quite like a good staring into space. Something just satisfying about it. My god am I turning into a nutter? No no I always was one that's right.
A friend rang today and told me I have blocked energy centres????????? They have been trying to sort me out through reiki??? Apparantly long distance??? What the fck is that about???
A load of sex and a good beating or three is what I need. That would sort my energy centres out no problem.
PS Isnt reiki something you pour on your onion bahjis?
PPS just been and searche dthe web in my usual way of researching things i dont know about and yes you can in fact have reiki at a distance and i quote - The distance method of sending Reiki is not an extension to the practice but is a part of the main teachings. The energy of Reiki does not have any limitations of distance in its ability to heal and distance healing is as effective as hands-on healing.
Not only can you have it at a distance but for the bargain price of £1.25 you can book yourself a distance session....
http://reiki.8bit.co.uk/sessions.htm#Receive
errmmmm so how do you know you're having a session then? <remains cynical> <tries to open mind and be receptive> <doesnt work>
<makes note to buy book on Reiki just in case>
ok ok so I'm a phillistine (how is that spelt) Just tell me one thing ..... is there a sexual benefit to this? No no, what me a one track mind???? What are you saying?? Never..... I think of at least one other thing... sometimes....
Edited Sun 25 Jul 04, 7:57 PM by alexandraa