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Mad Cockney Taxi drivers and Panda Eyes

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Posted by alexandraa on Thu 1 Jul 04, 5:23 AM to alexandraa's blog.

I missed the last train home last night. How bad is that? Sounds like i'm a mad impetuous fool doesn't it until I tell you the last train home was at 8.30. Fuck me there's a sodding tube strike on and so what did they do? Decided to have engineering works on the train line I can use as an alternative. How good is that for timing? Bollocks is what. Bastards. So I got a taxi as the only sensible alternative, the tubes by 9pm still only running for about 3 stops and then dumping you in the middle of nowhere. Well in the middle of London obviously but certainly nowhere near my flat. Grrr. Ohhhh for Yorkshire sometimes. Ohhh to be able to drive willy nilly without a worry. And park too. Yes you can park in Yorkshire.

So anyhow lept into this taxi and OMG did he look at the road once? I seriously doubt it. He must somehow have had an eyeball next to his right ear. He spent the full journey rabbiting at me, scarily maintaining eye contact with me, gesticulating madly and cursing other drivers everytime they honked him. Was kind of entertaining in a white knuckle way. He apologised at one point while he took a call on his mobile, no hands free set of course, I said no problem thinking - OMG OMG just try looking at the fucking road.

He was totally London, accent, comments, curses and amazing knowledge of all the backstreets with the ability to navigate through his ear, and breath through them too. I swear he never paused. Hmmm there must be a use for that.... I got tales of everything from the bloke who tried to rip him off for fixing his roof (well he learnt didn't he! Bloody cowboys) to the millionaire he cheated out of a car (Ha serves him right for having so much money). Brought back some funny memories of a certain mimic i know.

All in all had a lovely day yesterday. Quite different and fun too. Tonight I'm off with the completely barking subornot, plus some other mates, to give the Firm's Boat trip some northern colour. Got to say I'm a bit nervous. Its odd to go out and not feel protected by someone although I have no doubt the friends I'm with will prove a staunch wall against any unwanted attention, on the other hand I'm not sure they wont try pushing me into the lion's den. Am taking my goggles in case I need to bail out and swim to shore.

And evil twin ffs what are you thinking of? You cant do nail varnish now if its for the weekend it will be all chipped by then and you'll have to redo it anyway. (Rolls eyes). Liquid eyeliner is a piece of piss tooo it just takes practise but is worth it for the fabulous panda look you can get after play....

What do Doms really think of that or is it an additional achievement? Hmmm ohhh look at the lovely cane marks on my delicious sub plus lovely lovely panda eyes?? I do hope so.

Edited Thu 1 Jul 04, 12:34 PM by alexandraa

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