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| alexandraa |
Yes i want to know too. What is all that mangled one legged business about? Shudder i hate noticing it. Do they all play chicken with the electrified lines? I have this image of them standing in rows going, "OK left leg NOW!!" and then frying. Shudder again, yes I have a sick and twisted mind. Or maybe its because they walk too much. I always think why do pigeons walk around all the time? That's not normal. They have wings. Fly pigeons fly. How did they evolve to walk and not be that scared of humans?
Other birds dont do that. You dont see robins or blackbirds limping around. Or even seagulls come to that. They do a lot of wandering about and begging and shit but do they have mangled legs? No. No they dont.
I might commission a piece of work to look into it. Dress it up as something work related like...... "Investigation into the regenerative affects of pigeon behavioural traits and the socio economic benefits of healthy two legged pigeons on the tourist industry of central London".
Would the project approval board buy that?? Probably not but would be a laugh to push it through and see what reasons they would give for rejecting it.
Got friends flying in from the North tomorrow hurrah, a boat party to go to, people to meet, things to get up to. Miss the Northern crowd. Miss Leeds too and vanilla friends up there. Maybe I'll go up for the next Leeds munch.
Can I find a reason to mention Colbeh?? Hmm not really. So I wont mention him today.
Edited Tue 29 Jun 04, 7:17 PM by alexandraa
