Posted by AntonChigurh on Tue 7 Jul 09, 12:49 AM to AntonChigurh's blog.
Well, what a strange evening. When out for a nice meal with the family and things were lovely. Then, just as we were all ordering desert, my son pulls my sleeve and asks why 'that strange woman' is staring at us.
So, I look up and see a middle-aged woman with no tits glaring at us from across the room. She's sat alone and in front of her was an empty but perfectly clean plate. I felt sorry for her, because clearly she can't afford much food and I was about to send over a bread roll with our complements when she stood up and then kinda staggered about, hiccuping. It was then that I saw the three empty bottles of vino in front of her. A liquid lunch, evidently!
Then she staggers over to our table, says 'Ah fuching hayte yoooo dirty fat Arab bazzztarzzzzzzzzz' and then collapses in a heap. So sad. Funny part is that we're not even Arabs. I told my wife we needed stronger sunscreen. Still, I can't slate the missus too much. She's a lovely lady with a great figure. I'd hate to be with a woman like the one in the restaurant: Aside from the alcohol fumes there's the weight issue. Screwing a lass that skinny would be like fucking a broom handle. Must be awful to be so unattractive. Maybe I should have given her that bread roll after all. 
Edit: Replies are enabled but I reserve the right to eat them.
Edited Tue 7 Jul 09, 12:53 AM by AntonChigurh
| 7 Jul 09, 12:54 AM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs   |
HAHAHAHAHA, fabulous! I can't believe I've no control | |
| 7 Jul 09, 1:29 AM rubberesque UK(W), 5 yrs |
Damn! I was going to ask if you would want to add me to your Hareem of women! But then you go and spoil it all by saying you aren't actually Arabic so technically can't have a hareem! You've just ruined my dreams! You Bazzzztarrrrzzzzz! Can I just love you from a distance? In a sinister stalkerish way? Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen. Thank you for all the joy and pain. | |
| 7 Jul 09, 8:33 AM crimsonsky UK, 7 yrs |
Way to go! You make the point about someone who insulted someone about their weight by insulting skinny people about their weight. I think you got lost somewhere there. | |
| 7 Jul 09, 9:45 AM dementia_von_gurth UK(DA), 4 yrs |
yes ... i could go on but yes will suffice ... i totally agree all for one and fuck the rest | |
| 7 Jul 09, 9:57 AM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Oh come on now people. I think this blog was more a case of showing what its like to be insulted by your looks. The OP doesn't actually know what ArseHat looks like, so it was nowt personal, unlike her regular comments on IC towards women who are overweight who she gauges by looking at their pictures. I mean, its ok for her to start typing the odds about 'fat arabs' 'wearing the wrong clothes' (im still fascinated by what are the latest right clothes to wear, I must sort out a subscription to Cosmo or maybe shes more of a Bon Marche lady) and losing 3 stone, but its not ok to point out why thats rather hurtful and potentially damaging to someone who clearly has self esteem issues? I actually thought (well apart from her last blog) that arse hat has been less insulting than her previous posts about overweight people. Shes been alot more nastier than that before, so maybe shes calming down in her old age. I think taking the piss out of someone for being underweight or overweight sucks big time, so does giviung out so called helpful advice to a girl who wasnt asking for any, who has already stated that she feels vunerable about the way she looks also sucks big time. Some people handle things better than others, but when IC actually turns into a diet/healthy living site, then yes, lets fucking lecture others about their outwardly appearance. Arse hat, I like that. Am I part of the bullying mob yet?
I can't believe I've no control | |
| 7 Jul 09, 10:02 AM Crystal_Eyes UK, 5 yrs   |
No, you need someone to come along and post in support of what you said before you get upgraded to the 'clique' category. And as any fule kno, it's these mystical cliques that have the monopoly on bullying. ------------------------------------------ | |
| 7 Jul 09, 10:11 AM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Anyways, Arsehat herself said 'I almost certainly never think size 6 looks good.' My cousin is a natural size 6, she just doesn't put weight on. She saying my cousin is a minger? Thats it, im gonna throw things at her. So its not just us fatties that all supposedly slag off slimmer women. Which might I add, I have never slagged off a woman for being underweight. I have however slagged women off for being overweight, but only because I am as well, just the same as I have slagged someone off for being Jewish, again because I am too, but thats just my warped sense of humour. I can't believe I've no control Edited 7 Jul 09, 10:12 AM by Wiley_Kit | |
| 7 Jul 09, 10:12 AM dementia_von_gurth UK(DA), 4 yrs |
i'm still waiting to find out where one can buy an arse hat .. perhaps a small peaked one for some and a wide brimmed floppy arse hat for others ... there was once a dog, a friendly fluffy bouncey dog, everyone loved this dog, one day the dog was sad but everyone loved the dog so much they sang songs,gave it treats and had a party for the it .... there was another dog, a fierce, bad tempered dog, it growled a lot and would bite anyone who went near it ... it hated the other dog, it wanted to bite it hard. nobody liked this dog, they called it names and threw stones at it. one day a small child saw the dog and wondered why everyone hated it. people watched in horror as the small child walked over to the dog. They called out to stop the child. "why are you so sad" the child asked the dog. "i'm not sad, fuck off or i'll bite you" the dog replied. The child laughed and said "i'm not scared of you" and she hugged the dog. The people cried out "don't hug that dog, it's a nasty dog" but the child ignored them because she knew what they had forgotten. all for one and fuck the rest | |
| 7 Jul 09, 10:14 AM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Arse hat just basically means someones head is so far up their own arse, they are wearing it as a hat...BUT also in an episode of Futurama there was an actually hat on a monkeys arse. It looked good. I can't believe I've no control | |
| 7 Jul 09, 10:19 AM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs |
Very good.
Some people should remember that when your in the gutter slingin shit thats where you are, not on any moral high ground. Trust me I know. I suppose someone socially inept, obsessive and possibly mentally ill like classact presents an easy target.
How nice. |
