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| spirifer |
It was right lovely. It could of course have done with being, oooh, at least 30 miles deeper but, what the hell, it eclipsed the moon, caused unusually unseasonable high tides, and acted as a blueprint for the Panama Canal.
But many have said the crack is pretty, but in fact it is beautiful. It has dark sprouting anal hair and symmetrical features. The crack skin is pale to the point of translucence, and is neither skinny nor overweight and curvaceous without voluptuousness.
It can juggle balls of fire and ride a bicycle no hands. It is truly a ginormous crack of epic proportions.
I wonder what a skinny little crack would make of it if it ran into "the" crack and chatted?
| 8 Jul 09, 2:00 PM Topman1 UK(SW), 8 yrs  |
Clearly too much cider. |
