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| alexandraa |
Got my hair chopped right off today. Gawd knows what M will say when he sees it. Normally I go for written instructions signed in triplicate (in blood obviously) by myself, M and the hairdresser, plus video conferencing between M and my hairdresser, plus extended discussions on cut and colour, BEFORE any sissored approach is made towards my flowing golden locks. However - even though I am of course naturally blonde (except intellectually I hasten to add) my hair had become a harpy's nest of brittle split ends and straggly bits. OK OK due to the copious amounts of bleach that get poured on it on a regular basis it was fucked. Totally fucked, buggered and beaten in fact.
Sooooo I took the wrath of M in my own hands (to be fair he had commented that my hair was in need of action) and so I said to the hair dresser.... Sort it out, over to you, in your hands, do as you think best....... Fuck me. It was like I was sat in the middle of a stable after Edward Sissor hands had got to work. 30 mins later I was completely surrounded by a mass of straw..... yes my hair. On the floor, rather than on my head, knee deep. OK OK ankle deep. OK OK toe deep.
Soooooo well to be honest I think it looks great. AND what's more I must have lost pounds. Will hop on the scales later. Its funky, trendy (do they still say trendy?) and youthful and takes years off me, Honest, my age as of today is once more 33. It will be easier to wash and dry, use less shampoo and conditioner (ever the skin flint) but...... damn it how will M be able to tug it from the back??? You know when I'm in "that" position and he's behind me, you know, doing you know what.... Sob. I hadn't thought of that. Damn bugger and blast. Might have to go back and get some weave in's, you know long bits they glue in somehow, whatever the hell they are called. Do they go brittle and dry? Ho hum will I never be rid of Harpy's nests?
I suppose I could stop with the bleach effect or is that affect? But that's so dull. I do so love being bleach blonde. Speaking as a brunette I have had way more fun since I went blonde. OK OK yes I went blonde and by coincidence discovered BDSM all in one go.
Still personally speaking this blonde has more fun.... and more fun and ohhhhh so much more fun...
Oh and the subserviant chicken thing? My god I thought it was scary, shudder. You Doms/Dommes are a funny lot.
Edited Thu 15 Apr 04, 8:57 PM by alexandraa
