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A question about bottoms. (36)

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^^ Aye. My thoughts exactly!

29 Jun 09, 3:09 PM
subweiser
UK(EN), 8 yrs

Butterscotch wrote:
Sudocream is magic cream, my dad uses it for all his cuts and burns in his demolition work and it works a treat.

Or a fluffy duster glove

29 Jun 09, 3:12 PM
Butterscotch
UK(RM), 3 yrs

subweiser wrote:

Butterscotch wrote:
Sudocream is magic cream, my dad uses it for all his cuts and burns in his demolition work and it works a treat.

Or a fluffy duster glove

I don't think that will get rid of spots peewee

Is waiting for the boy who will do anything to be her everything

29 Jun 09, 3:13 PM
subweiser
UK(EN), 8 yrs

Butterscotch wrote:

subweiser wrote:

Butterscotch wrote:
Sudocream is magic cream, my dad uses it for all his cuts and burns in his demolition work and it works a treat.

Or a fluffy duster glove

I don't think that will get rid of spots peewee

Of course not - but it's nice and soothing nonetheless

29 Jun 09, 3:45 PM
felis_silvestris
UK(M), 2 yrs

Lady_Lucan wrote:
Tumeric powder (loose or in capsules) to prevent; magnesium sulphate to draw; tea tree oil to disinfect; jojoba, sea buckthorn or kukui nut oil to heal/prevent scarring. Taking regular high ui (5000 +) Vitamin D capsules is also v good for your skin and immune system.

Witchy Lucan

Now although this sounds amazing, it just seems a tad too much for the odd botty pimple... a good scrub with a brillo or some such abrasive should do it

If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way..

29 Jun 09, 3:50 PM
condemned
UK(M), 11 yrs

Oh my that is the job for me,lol!!!

I hereby volunteer to be the bottom pamperer.Cleaning,scrubbing,applying lotions etcetra.It's a tough life but someone has to do it!

29 Jun 09, 4:06 PM
wonderer
UK, 5 yrs

northerngal_66 wrote:

Now although this sounds amazing, it just seems a tad too much for the odd botty pimple... a good scrub with a brillo or some such abrasive should do it

Brillo???

You really do have the makings of a sadist!

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est. http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/226772/

Edited 29 Jun 09, 4:07 PM by wonderer

29 Jun 09, 6:53 PM
masterofpuppets
UK(MK), 5 yrs

Do you have a secret, part time job as a pub stripper? Of so, it's probably the filthy pub carpet which is to blame ( lol ).

Failing that, I can't offer any help other than to think about your diet. It could be something in what you eat which causes spots.

29 Jun 09, 7:10 PM
Lady_Lucan
UK(L), 4 yrs

masterofpuppets wrote:
Failing that, I can't offer any help other than to think about your diet. It could be something in what you eat which causes spots.

Unlikely, particularly if they are localised in this area. Spots/boils on the buttocks are usually caused by blocked sweat glands and/or staph infection (which is unfortunately contagious and recurring).

They that love not Tobacco & Boies were fooles.

29 Jun 09, 10:06 PM
Visualize
4 yrs
£

Ok, combining all these cures, the following should definately work -

Take a large glass bowl and add

8 drops each of evening primrose oil, tea tree oil, kukui nut oil

12 drops of witch hazel

3 tsp of cocoa butter

2 tsp of sudocreme (also sorts out the magnesium suplhate requirement)

a pinch of tumeric powder

2 vitamin d capsules

a couple of jojoba beans

a twig or two of sea buckthorn

5 tsp of unperfumed moisturiser

5 tsp of antibacterial shower jell

a small quantity of "fem fresh arse wash"

Mix thoroughly and then have a special friend apply it with a brillo pad

Remove the surplus with a "wash scrunchy"

Polish with a fluffy duster cloth

Sunbathe bare arse for 15 minutes

Have a special friend spank you thoroughly

Photograph the result for later photoshopping

That should do the trick. I dont think I missed anything......

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