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2 Jul 09, 11:47 PM
Mistress_Susannah
UK(SE), 6 yrs
£
SemiTrainedApe wrote:
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Very few would want to date us.

Maybe, but I reckon a Pro Domme'd make a cracking wife.

They're in all day, they do about two hours work tops - that's gotta mean all the housework's done and tea's on the table at six, surely?

Thank ye for offering. I'll have a lasgne and a glass of red.

www.mistresssusannah.co.uk

2 Jul 09, 11:57 PM
SemiTrainedApe
UK, 4 yrs
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Thank ye for offering. I'll have a lasgne and a glass of red.

Ah ... not quite what I had in mind.

Tell ya what, if you haven't got a microwave, I'll treat you to a KFC.

3 Jul 09, 12:24 AM
Mistress_Susannah
UK(SE), 6 yrs
£
SemiTrainedApe wrote:
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Thank ye for offering. I'll have a lasgne and a glass of red.

Ah ... not quite what I had in mind.

Tell ya what, if you haven't got a microwave, I'll treat you to a KFC.

Best offer I've had all night. Still want a glass of red though.

www.mistresssusannah.co.uk

3 Jul 09, 12:27 AM
SemiTrainedApe
UK, 4 yrs
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Best offer I've had all night. Still want a glass of red though.

Deal. :)

3 Jul 09, 7:55 AM
wonderer
UK, 5 yrs

SemiTrainedApe wrote:
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Very few would want to date us.

Maybe, but I reckon a Pro Domme'd make a cracking wife.

They're in all day, they do about two hours work tops - that's gotta mean all the housework's done and tea's on the table at six, surely?

STA trying for a free spanking? Good idea :-)

Actually you missed the main thing which is that they're stinking rich - running like a production line with queues of poor misguided losers handing over their life savings for a quick spank. So you could be a kept man too.

:-D

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est. http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/226772/

3 Jul 09, 8:24 AM
Lady_Anna_Bradford
UK(BD), 5 yrs

wonderer wrote:
SemiTrainedApe wrote:
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Very few would want to date us.

Maybe, but I reckon a Pro Domme'd make a cracking wife.

They're in all day, they do about two hours work tops - that's gotta mean all the housework's done and tea's on the table at six, surely?

STA trying for a free spanking? Good idea :-)

Actually you missed the main thing which is that they're stinking rich - running like a production line with queues of poor misguided losers handing over their life savings for a quick spank. So you could be a kept man too.

:-D

Absolutely, and we all need a man to guide us behind the scenes, you know, like a pimp, because we are just fetish dolls who do what we're told, wear what we're told and thinking for ourselves is way beyond our own capabilities...

:-D

"If no sexual offence is being committed it seems very odd indeed that there should be an offence for having an image of something which was not an offence," Lord Wallace of Tankerness
http://www.ladyanna.co.uk/ http://www.clips4sale.com/store/26308 http://ladyannadominatrix.c4slive.com/

3 Jul 09, 10:17 AM
Ms_Valentine
UK, 3 yrs
Lady_Anna_Bradford wrote:
wonderer wrote:
SemiTrainedApe wrote:
Mistress_Susannah wrote:

Very few would want to date us.

Maybe, but I reckon a Pro Domme'd make a cracking wife.

They're in all day, they do about two hours work tops - that's gotta mean all the housework's done and tea's on the table at six, surely?

STA trying for a free spanking? Good idea :-)

Actually you missed the main thing which is that they're stinking rich - running like a production line with queues of poor misguided losers handing over their life savings for a quick spank. So you could be a kept man too.

:-D

Absolutely, and we all need a man to guide us behind the scenes, you know, like a pimp, because we are just fetish dolls who do what we're told, wear what we're told and thinking for ourselves is way beyond our own capabilities...

:-D

Hee Hee! I am having quiet hysterics over the idea of my paul 'guiding me behind the scenes' and 'telling me what to wear'. Maybe I should tell him we have been doing it all wrong and all PDs are actually subs with big strong Masters and just PD under his orders and so paul, you are going to have to Dom up. My new name will be Mistress MindlessFetishDollSubPleaser and I will be giving up any recognisable thought processes until we are both millionaires.

I would bet you would hear the anguished cries up in Bradford.

24/7 subs and slaves can and do live similar lives, it is only the concept of 'ownership' which separates them.

3 Jul 09, 1:19 PM
SemiTrainedApe
UK, 4 yrs
wonderer wrote:

So you could be a kept man too.

Lady_Anna_Bradford wrote:

we are just fetish dolls

It just gets better.

The experiment requires that you continue.

3 Jul 09, 3:59 PM
MsDarklove_Hurts
UK(WF), 7 yrs
£
I like this idea of a constant conveyer belt stream of clients and us getting stinking rich when they hand us their life savings!

Where do I sign up for that then?????

Perfect beauty. Absolute obedience.

Edited 3 Jul 09, 5:16 PM by MsDarklove_Hurts

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