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| syndeetoo |
We have Noo Car, courtesy of the scrappage scheme.
And today it's raised all sorts of eyebrows on my tiny street. The Jehovahs opposite always have a houseful every Saturday, and one of em told me that he'd had a lovely day cos Noo Car was parked outside his house, so all his friends had thought it was his.
It's quite lovely and tonight at dusk we went out to sit down in it and test the 'ambient lighting' of the front interior for the first time.(think glo sticks and you wouldn't be far wrong).
Anyhoo I've got out and H is showing me how the locking system works and asking me over and over why didn't I listen to the man at the dealership earlier this morning and what do I see on the driver's side window?
What do I see on the driver's side window?
An imprint of a woman's lips that's what! Not red lippy or anything- but it looked like lip gloss. I rubbed it off with my cardi sleeve.
Some pervert has kissed Noo Car already!
Of course H said it was me, but I said to him, I've been make-up less all day today, this isn't a syndeejape- this is sheer perversion!
If there's a naked woman draped over it tomorrow morning there'll be hell to pay!
| 13 Jun 09, 9:18 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Not being funny 'old girl' but you sound like Edward & Tubbs....
You don't happen to live in 'noo town'...do you?.. Ruin my reputation?... | |||
| 13 Jun 09, 11:34 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
surely not 5 and 8 in one night! 5 and 8 in one night! | |||
| 14 Jun 09, 12:09 AM DrMajolica UK(NR), 6 yrs  |
...... it must be a vairy naice NooCar. I only am ever moved to kiss motorbikes, and no-tails. I think too much, therefore I am a bit of a twat. | |||
| 14 Jun 09, 12:17 AM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
soooooooooooo, that's one suspect eliminated.................<taps teef with pencil 5 and 8 in one night! 5 and 8 in one night! | |||
| 14 Jun 09, 3:56 PM ladyangua UK(DG), 9 yrs |
You missed out the most important piece of info Syndee.... what colour is it????????????????
Annie ................................................... . | |||
| 14 Jun 09, 11:29 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
It's beetle black. 5 and 8 in one night! 5 and 8 in one night! | |||
| 15 Jun 09, 12:54 PM merrynb99 UK(SL), 5 yrs |
Now, if that had been a nose-print I might've been in trouble. But nope, t'warn't me ...
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| 15 Jun 09, 2:58 PM DrMajolica UK(NR), 6 yrs |
Then youre looking for somebody who wears black lipstick. That narrows it down a bit... I think too much, therefore I am a bit of a twat. | |||
| 15 Jun 09, 4:48 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
Noo car is black- the lippy was just lipgloss stuff. No nutters wearing black lippy live round here- that would be south Wales or Whitby innit though? 5 and 8 in one night! 5 and 8 in one night! | |||
| 15 Jun 09, 5:43 PM go4it UK, 8 yrs |
Twue. Yarnbombing the ariel is moar the cut of your gybbet. Edited 15 Jun 09, 9:09 PM by go4it |
