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Fail of epic proportions. (18)

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10 Jun 09, 7:18 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

You will all be delighted to hear that although the sleep problem has not reached its snorily peaceful conclusion, there is good news on the masturbation front.

(I would also like to add that this was not remotely helped by the hour or so I spent on YouTube searching for moar of the adorable cuteness that is the Slow Loris. Thanks for that, Doghouse...)

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location."

10 Jun 09, 7:56 AM
slutling_angel
4 yrs

Crystal_Eyes wrote:

Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
The cure for the sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

OHMYGODIMUSTHAVEIMMEDIATELY!!

How cute!!!

A good cure

My submission is not a gift.
It is how my body and mind reacts to you.
And it is free for you to do what ever you wish with it.

10 Jun 09, 8:03 AM
LittleMissEvil
4 yrs

Crystal_Eyes wrote:
You will all be delighted to hear that although the sleep problem has not reached its snorily peaceful conclusion, there is good news on the masturbation front.

(I would also like to add that this was not remotely helped by the hour or so I spent on YouTube searching for moar of the adorable cuteness that is the Slow Loris. Thanks for that, Doghouse...)

Ahhh i am glad you had a wank, nothing beats a good wank

Some people say i am evil, i have no idea why they think that.
I want to bleed, i want to feel the cold sharp steel slice my skin and see the red river flow!

10 Jun 09, 8:06 AM
slowboat_tochina
UK, 6 yrs

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww again

(that was aaaww at the cuteness of the slow loris, not aaaaaww at your lack of a successful wank...although, here's an aaaaww for that too, may today be more productive!)

ETA, oops i see you managed that finally, hoorah!

I'm at your feet and I come with gifts, my body, heart, and soul. They're yours to do with as you please, to command and to control - Taryn Grace 'At Your Feet'

Edited 10 Jun 09, 8:07 AM by slowboat_tochina

10 Jun 09, 8:32 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

DirtyLittleSlut wrote:
Ahhh i am glad you had a wank, nothing beats a good wank

slowboat_tochina wrote:
ETA, oops i see you managed that finally, hoorah!

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location."

10 Jun 09, 9:44 AM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs

Crystal_Eyes wrote:
Let's just say that The Raging Horn has been replaced by an overwhelming sense of melancholy. This is apparently not conducive to a lovely wank and an early night, as had previously been the plan.

I do not have this problem luckily but then again I am a bit sick sometimes so probably more likely to just turn me on.

Space travels in my blood. And there ain't nothing I can do about it.
I know I'm being used, that's okay cause I like the abuse.
I can resist everything except temptation.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious.
Cake or Death?
She'll tie a noose with your heartstrings

10 Jun 09, 11:43 AM
rabbot
12 yrs

Crystal_Eyes wrote:
You will all be delighted to hear that although the sleep problem has not reached its snorily peaceful conclusion, there is good news on the masturbation front.

(I would also like to add that this was not remotely helped by the hour or so I spent on YouTube searching for moar of the adorable cuteness that is the Slow Loris. Thanks for that, Doghouse...)

Go on, admit it, you are really a furry at heart

'taste the whip, in love not given lightly, taste the whip now bleed for me' Velvet Underground

18 Jun 09, 3:01 AM
Lord_Dragonara
UK(WC), 6 yrs

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that is so cute, I want one, I

want one,I want one.

Never ever let complete ignorance of all the facts spoil a bloody good argument.

Edited 18 Jun 09, 3:03 AM by Lord_Dragonara