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Fail of epic proportions. (18)

Posted by Crystal_Eyes on Wed 10 Jun 09, 2:03 AM to Crystal_Eyes's blog.

I have just been caught out, again, by the exact same piece of writing that caused THIS almost 18 months. I didn't recognise it until it was already too late, and I was sobbing like a tiny child.

I have now bookmarked the author, and have Diigo'd a large yellow sticky note to it saying "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!" should I ever happen to stumble upon it again.

It also totally ruined my wank.

And now I can't sleep.

Sucks to be me.

Replies

10 Jun 09, 2:04 AM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs

Have you gone wrong?

I shall not feed the trolls, Trolls are the mindkiller, Trolls are the little death that bring forum oblivion.

10 Jun 09, 2:06 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

Let's just say that The Raging Horn has been replaced by an overwhelming sense of melancholy. This is apparently not conducive to a lovely wank and an early night, as had previously been the plan.

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location."

10 Jun 09, 2:10 AM
El_Presidente
UK(G), 4 yrs

This is an ideal opportunity for you to crank.

"A quote from someone like Sun-Tsu, to make me sound dead clever and cultured".

10 Jun 09, 2:10 AM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs

Crystal_Eyes wrote:
Let's just say that The Raging Horn has been replaced by an overwhelming sense of melancholy. This is apparently not conducive to a lovely wank and an early night, as had previously been the plan.

Boo.

The cure for the sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

I shall not feed the trolls, Trolls are the mindkiller, Trolls are the little death that bring forum oblivion.

10 Jun 09, 2:26 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

El_Presidente wrote:
This is an ideal opportunity for you to crank.

I assume you're not seriously suggesting I get up, get dressed, and scout my local neighbourhood for unlocked cars...

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location."

10 Jun 09, 2:26 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
The cure for the sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

OHMYGODIMUSTHAVEIMMEDIATELY!!

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location."

10 Jun 09, 2:31 AM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs

Crystal_Eyes wrote:

Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
The cure for the sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

OHMYGODIMUSTHAVEIMMEDIATELY!!

See? Cured.

I shall not feed the trolls, Trolls are the mindkiller, Trolls are the little death that bring forum oblivion.

10 Jun 09, 2:34 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

I can't stop watching! It's not QUITE as good as a wank, but it's an incredibly close second, and with the former being impossible, will do perfectly for tonight. Thank you!

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location."

10 Jun 09, 2:37 AM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs

Moar. In case you need it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SNE2MYAotU

I shall not feed the trolls, Trolls are the mindkiller, Trolls are the little death that bring forum oblivion.

10 Jun 09, 6:53 AM
scorpy
UK, 6 yrs

Doghouse_Reilly wrote:

Crystal_Eyes wrote:

Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
The cure for the sad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

OHMYGODIMUSTHAVEIMMEDIATELY!!

See? Cured.

Gosh, that really has just fixed all of the problems I might have had today too - never knew I was so shallow! lol. Thank you!!!

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