Posted by Skyhook
on Mon 8 Jun 09, 11:44 PM to Skyhook's blog.
I've decided it's high time I gave something back to the community, so in a typically unselfish and philanthropic gesture, with nothing to gain from this myself, oh no, I've decided to open a School for Wilful Young Ladies.
I'm a saint, really I am. No need to thank me.
My fine establishment will be dedicated to the finishing of these fine women. There will be classes on subjects such as deportment, life skills, nightlife skills, physical education and suffering fools gladly.
Boarding will be available, with very little resultant loss of civil liberty. For me anyway.
Interested? Of course you are! Application details below, but first peruse the timetable for the first day –
To be taken by Master Dominic “30 Watt” Dommson. This will include valuable guides on how a Dom wishes to be spoken to (only after raising your hand, of course), exactly how many paces to walk behind Him, the difference in angles of lowering ones head (subtitle “When respectful becomes jaunty, and how that's a slippery slope to rakish”) and kneeling biatch – hands on thighs or behind the back? Bum on heels or thighs vertical?
There will then be a brief discussion – or rather you will be talked at – on the importance of always replying to memos. Even 'those' ones.
Finally, there will be a brief practical exam. A guest Dom will enter the room attired in white shirt, black leather waistcoat and trousers, white trainers and chunky utility belt with a range of 'as new' hitty things a dangling. As his ponytail and goatie beard inspire due awe each lady will be invited to approach on all fours and kiss the mighty Hi-Tech pumps of manliness. For a pass, all that is required is that you achieve this without a glimmer of an inkling of a smirk.
Good fucking luck, and I mean that sincerely.
I think I'll be taking this one.
The school believes strenuous physical exertion is important in the life of a young lady. To this end we have devised an extra special 'Circuit Training' regime in our dedicated basement room. Equipped with many, many, special and dedicated instruments and apparatus, the room is also soundproofed for the comfort of our neighbours. Unfortunately, in these uncertain times we have also had to install video recording equipment. It was a condition of the Buildings Insurance, honest.
To be taken by Miss Gurtrude Merkin. Class will cover such subjects as 'getting to know your body', 'the female orgasm', 'getting to know another woman's body', 'the multiple orgasm' and 'getting to know several women's bodies at the same time'. To include demonstrations and practical sessions. Should the school fees be questioned, I can only point to this class and our Duracell bill. Finally there will be a brief discussion on how to please a man physically. (“Put it in your mouth”) As Miss Merkin is new to the school I feel it is my duty to sit in on this class and observe.
And there we have it! Another happy day over with at Skyhook's School for Wilful Young Ladies!
The day students tootle off home to a nice soft cushion, the boarders get some free time before being locked in their cosy cages for the night.
So, are you interested in this fantastic opportunity? Of course you are!
Simply memo me with a few details (possibly including photo, in uniform for preference) and you too could be joining our happy school!
Edited Tue 9 Jun 09, 12:57 AM by Skyhook
| 8 Jun 09, 11:53 PM Lascif 3 yrs |
Professor Skyhook Sir??!?
You have a photograph of me in my uniform (or your wife does I shall always remember what I was recently told to adhere to.....I think it's a rule.....
Don't fuck with the Hook.... I'm such a good girl I'll do as I'm told Respectfully
PrissyMissy I can't hear you when you shout. | ||
| 8 Jun 09, 11:53 PM Goldilocks UK(SE), 5 yrs  |
Hilarious. Only interested in the Biology lessons though. Your power, our pleasure, my pain. | ||
| 8 Jun 09, 11:56 PM Skyhook 7 yrs |
Get your coat luv, you're in.
In with a shout for 'head girl' too "Me? I'm all about the hugs. | ||
| 8 Jun 09, 11:57 PM Lascif 3 yrs |
I know all about *head* Sir  I can't hear you when you shout. | ||
| 9 Jun 09, 12:59 AM mini_velvet UK(EH), 6 yrs |
I'll be behind the bikesheds smoking with the boys. "velvet's a good little cunt" | ||
| 9 Jun 09, 1:06 AM fluffy_welsh_angel UK(DN), 6 yrs |
Is that what they are calling it these days! Mew | ||
| 9 Jun 09, 1:08 AM mini_velvet UK(EH), 6 yrs |
I'm a good girl, honest. "velvet's a good little cunt" | ||
| 9 Jun 09, 1:09 AM fluffy_welsh_angel UK(DN), 6 yrs |
U huh..... Mew | ||
| 9 Jun 09, 5:09 PM Kreeger UK, 4 yrs |
Brilliant! This kind of establishment could revitalise the show "Ladettes to ladies". And with the rise of the chavette maybe a little discipline from such establishments wouldn't go a miss. | ||
| 9 Jun 09, 10:24 PM Miss_Lucy_Moralis UK(CM), 6 yrs |
Permission to pee not granted Mr Hook. And quite frankly I really don't care if you're sitting in a puddle. You can go home in the spare pink frilly knickers we keep for emergencies, with your wet, soggy y-fronts in a carrier bag for mummy to wash. 'i'm a bitch, i'm a tease, i'm a goddess on my knees...' |
) please may I join your school??
