Posted by Darkhorse2009
on Thu 4 Jun 09, 2:03 PM to Darkhorse2009's blog.
I'm still very new and fully in exploration mode. Since flinging myself lemming-like into board life here on IC i have been reading posts and interacting with a sense of fascination and wonder.
I've heard of lots of different fetish applications that i had no clue about and i've had a few misconceptions of my own corrected. For instance i have learned that what i thought was a fetish i was interested in 'milking' was something quite disturbingly different and therefore no, i don't have a milking fetish, it seems mine is a mere handjob fetish.
Maybe i can combine it with my adverts and housewives fetishes because after all 'hands that do dishes are as soft as ... something ... dmm dmm fairy liquid.'
Anyway i digress - digression is a habit of mine. Nuns have habits ... ah there i go again, off on a tangent.
Back to my thoughts of new fetishes. It seems that many Dommes have finiancial slaves that give them money. I want a piece of that action - so am developing a new Dom fetish that requires 'round slaves'
Heres how it works - i will require attractive women subs or switches or even Dommes who want to have new experiences ... we will meet in a bar of my choice at about 7pm and the fetish fun will be kicked off in one of two ways:
A)My round slave offers to buy me a drink without prompting. I order a Jack Daniels. She has pleased me. As a reward i will spank her later.
B)I need to tell her its her round and to get my drink in. She has displeased me and i will spank her later as a punishment.
Now unlike my female counterpart who offers no sex to her subs, i will possibly let you do stuff to my body unless you have severely displeased me and then i will deny you on that occasion.
A serious round slave should expect to purchase me drinks over a six hour period. However i'm not an ogre and she may buy herself drinks as well. The top echelons of round slaves will be canny enough to buy me dinner and pay for taxis and any possible club entry.
However i must stress that i am not a man whore and will be grossly offended if she tries to give me cash money. Small gifts such as Charvet shirts or Armani mens producs are perfectly acceptable and she may be rewarded with a spanking.
This is just one of many new fetishes i've decided i might be interested in - i will post others later and ladies, feel free to ask how you may become my round slave.
| 4 Jun 09, 10:41 PM Darkhorse2009 UK, 3 yrs |
Ok i think i'm developing a Sultan fetish ... i'll explain. Severe boredom, sense of ennui ... this can only be cured by sprawling on a bed of cushions surrounded by at least a dozen scantily clad women but heres the clincher ... its not a sexual thing. sex is part of the problem. I'm surrounded by girls who should be on the cover of Loaded or Nuts and quite frankly i'm all blowjobbed and shagged out *yawn* No, what i need is a Shezarahade - at least one of my harem must be a witty, interesting storyteller who must nightly engage me and forstall my boredom. The D/S aspect you ask? Well if she DOESN'T keep on preventing my ennui from overtaking me, theres a fuck off massive bloke with a mask and double sided axe at the ready. She is literally story telling for her life. Of course thats all scene - in reality it would be a skinny gimp masked bloke holding a mop and her punishment would be an ass whapping with the stick end. Any other Sultan and Harem fetishists out there or am i the founder of this undoubtedly future popular scene/kink? We all like a bit of the good life. Some the money, some the drugs ..others the sex game, the glamour, the fame ... but a rocknrolla ... oh he's different. Why? Because a real rocknrolla ... wants the fuckin lot! |
