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Sarcastic Put-Downs (60)

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Tue 2 Jun 09, 11:35 PM
zengiz
3 yrs
My favourite part of any session. Verbal humiliation delivered in sarcasm.

Yay, nay?

Favourites?

2 Jun 09, 11:47 PM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs
zengiz wrote:
Sarcastic Put-Downs

My favourite part of any session. Verbal humiliation delivered in sarcasm.

Yay, nay?

Favourites?

Yay, Yay, Yah

M

Space travels in my blood. And there ain't nothing I can do about it.
Now I know I'm being used but that's okay cause I like the abuse.
I can resist everything except temptation.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious.
Cake or Death?

3 Jun 09, 12:13 AM
DontSpareTheRod
UK(W), 4 yrs
zengiz wrote:
Sarcastic Put-Downs

My favourite part of any session. Verbal humiliation delivered in sarcasm.

Yay, nay?

Favourites?

Whatever

I beleive in Karma, it basicaly means i can be as cruel to people as i like and just asume they deserve it :)

3 Jun 09, 12:20 AM
Daddywithgirl
3 yrs
er, well, just no. Sarcasm is crap. You know that really dont you?

Dont you?

(º•.¸(¨*•.¸¸.•*¨)¸.•º)
«.•°•. Daddy4girl .•°•.»
(¸.•º(¸.•¨**¨•.¸)º•.¸)

3 Jun 09, 6:18 AM
Fire_Fox
UK(DD), 3 yrs

If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit why is it so bloody funny when it's done right??????

Mind what people do, not only what they say for deeds will betray a lie.

3 Jun 09, 6:27 AM
Harrynflicks
5 yrs
Firefox7 wrote:
If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit why is it so bloody funny when it's done right??????

Because it is also the highest form of intelligence...:-p

flicks xxx :-D

fugger fugger fugger - love with all your heart and you will know both joy and sorrow. :*

3 Jun 09, 7:01 AM
soulful1
UK(RG), 5 yrs
One of the best sarcastic comments I have heard was from a girl I used to go out with.

She worked in a pub and one of the male customers said to her "I would love to fuck you in your school girls uniform" and she replied "you can wear what you want love but, you aint fucking me"

Everythings going to be ok, as long as I have enough beers:
Courtesy of Homer.J.Simpson

3 Jun 09, 7:18 AM
Fire_Fox
UK(DD), 3 yrs

“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, will be sober.”

Mind what people do, not only what they say for deeds will betray a lie.

3 Jun 09, 7:19 AM
Fire_Fox
UK(DD), 3 yrs

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Mind what people do, not only what they say for deeds will betray a lie.

3 Jun 09, 7:33 AM
Mr_Jones_Again
UK(CM), 3 yrs
At a Club.

Male: (To young girl) "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "Not with an old git like you"

Male: " So a fucks out of the question then"

Jones 1st Rule: Every action or inaction (conscious or subconscious)has an irrevocable and resultant consequence, determined by the Master and accepted by the slave.
Jones 2nd Rule: A slave is for life, not just for Christmas.
Jones Observation: Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars, kes is from Pluto

3 Jun 09, 8:06 AM
MrwithMrs
UK(N), 4 yrs
Firefox7 wrote:
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, will be sober.”

You were a Tory Sir Winston - like so many other things Tories do, you nicked it, re-shaped it and called it your own.

Man: "You're drunk!"

W.C. Fields: "Yeah, well you're crazy. I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life."

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