i'm going to be a mummy and a granny :D (10)

I came, I saw, I concurred

Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went "T'PAU!"
I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?"
He said "No, I've got china in my hand."

nice to hear from you again

xXAXx

~~If you don't like me it's your fault~~

no silly pingu had sex with the lawnmower and a B&Q orange bucket (think bright things look like cocks to chickens) so now she's laying eggs

but as i didn't want baby lawn mowers i bought some fertile eggs, cos i had to have my cock for dinner cos he was too noisy.

so they are in the incubator being incubated .... asbo has no bollox .... so cleo went out and tarted herself round the neighbourhood and had 3somes with a ginger tom and a black and white one.

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

The_Colonel_Whatwhat wrote: Well I can imagine the fun I'd have playing with my delicious body.. if I were you

you think you have a gorgeous body??? *wanders off giggling

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

i may even stick around for a bit, i kinda missed it in here

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

Bloomin' subs. Never read properly

teach_me wrote: The_Colonel_Whatwhat wrote: Well I can imagine the fun I'd have playing with my delicious body.. if I were you you think you have a gorgeous body??? *wanders off giggling

I came, I saw, I concurred

The_Colonel_Whatwhat wrote: If I were you I said. Bloomin' subs. Never read properly teach_me wrote: The_Colonel_Whatwhat wrote: Well I can imagine the fun I'd have playing with my delicious body.. if I were you you think you have a gorgeous body??? *wanders off giggling

but you also said if you were me you'd have fun playing with your delicious body Bloomin Doms if they typed proper in the first place

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

So you gave birth to Cleo then?

Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went "T'PAU!"
I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?"
He said "No, I've got china in my hand."

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too