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| merrynb99 |
... that I'm never going to another funeral again, so long as I goddam live. They're 'orrible!
So just make sure you lot don't die before me, ok!?
| 14 May 09, 1:52 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
You know that thing they say bout 'ooooooo you ave to go, you have to say goodbye', ' ooooooooo nooooooooooooo you ave to go, it's a ceremony that will help you with the grieving process' and all that other cobblers? Cobblers. They're dead. They don't care if you're there or not. I stopped going to funerals already- too damn many. Never regretted not going. (Remember that thing about 'oooooooooo you'll only regret what you didn't do? - you got it- COBBLERS!) Other people have the herd instinct so that you don't have to. These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, | ||
| 14 May 09, 2:02 PM River_Deep UK, 6 yrs |
Ditto. Everyone that are close to me are warned I will never go to their funeral, my daughter included (god forbid!!!) I have enough trouble with my own grief never mind being soaked in everyone else's. I now go and say my goodbyes either later on in the day or the next day. RD xx It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it | ||
| 14 May 09, 2:36 PM night_wolf 3 yrs  |
Same, I never really spoke to my grandad, ever since I was about 3 or something. It left me feeling incredibly hollow and I was given the realisation that my birth mothers side of the family didn't really remember me at all. I never really said goodbye to my grandad and I never intend to, if he were alive I would have said ''too little too late'' Funerals are destroying horrible affairs where you are forced to speak to every side of your family you wish to keep buried under the carpet, with black all around you and expensive flowers that'll only get destroyed within a week. Screw.That. | ||
| 14 May 09, 3:07 PM Mel_SnM UK(BA), 7 yrs |
but funerals never were for the dead folk, they were for the living - and to show the living that you cared. can you imagine saying to your mother inlaw - god forbid if a partner died.. sorry i couldnt handle it.. your're on your own love! Mind you saying that i dont want a funeral for me when I die.. so that solves the problem! I am unique, amazing, an individual and special!!! (just like every other fucker on the planet) Edited 14 May 09, 3:08 PM by Mel_SnM | ||
| 14 May 09, 4:25 PM helena_helena UK, 7 yrs |
Will do my best How are you holding up, sweetie? ~I just wanna do my thing~ | ||
| 14 May 09, 6:05 PM DancesWithPussycats UK(TW), 7 yrs |
If its not for someone I was very close to I often find funerals offer perve interest due to the cuter female mourners, all immaculately presented in their formal finest black outfits, shoes polished, etc. I guess its sick, but I find my mind wandering from the eulogies to wondering whether someone is wearing stockings or tights, whether they are Domme or sub, etc. I must have watched Harold and Maude at a formative age, or something. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_and_Maude International man of mystery | ||
| 14 May 09, 6:19 PM proccie UK(HP), 6 yrs  |
I am sure that can be arranged! Mwahahahahah. Zen S&M: The sound of one hand smacking. | ||
| 14 May 09, 10:49 PM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs |
I wasn't going to invite you to mine anyway, so there.
Although the idea of a group of Dommes all weeing on my coffin has an appeal Pint? xxx This communication was brought to you from the desk of the Pontiff Elect, the benchmark by which purity, holiness & normality are measured.
Bless you. | ||
| 14 May 09, 11:11 PM music_lover UK, 6 yrs |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDfau1cmAmE&featu... God invented Guinness so I wouldn't rule the world | ||
| 15 May 09, 3:38 PM merrynb99 UK(SL), 6 yrs |
PISS myself laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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