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on Thu 14 May 09, 2:03 AM to HisHoliness's blog.
Good evening.
As those of you who know me quite well can testify, I'm a normal everyday guy who's actually rather posh. I therefore only live in posh areas, like Harrow and now Wimbledon.
And so it came to pass that i was on my way home from the railway station today, where i had been travelling amongst the common folk. Thankfully, Wimbledon is at the end of the line and so most of the passengers actually live in Wimbledon and therefore of course don't smell.
But i digress. During my walk home I passed my local and rather posh, department store. (For those of you who take an interest in these things, they sell French knickers, wedding hats and doilies).
But today it was one of the store's windows which grabbed my attention. For there, within full view of the passing pedestrians was a display of pure lesbian filth. Now i'm sure i'm not the only red-blooded male who has looked at many of the shop window manikins, dressed in their little flowing summer dresses or in a selection from the nightwear department and thought just how hot they looked. These smooth-skinned, slightly tanned and petite-breasted ladies, who always have a smile on their faces, a twinkle in their eye and the slight hint that it's impossible to actually get their knees together. Well I find them very erotic and i know most of you do too. I mean, it's hardly likely to be just me is it?
Anyway. As i passed the window, two of the young female sales staff were engaged in the rearrangement of the window display (or at least that's how i'm sure the court papers will describe it). What i saw, were two very pretty ladies wrestling with a rather lovely red-headed manikin, or to be precise, with the gorgeous satin nightie that she was wearing. I have no idea whether they were trying to get it off her, or to put in on her, or whether they were simply caught up as i was, in the lustful ambiance of the occasion, but i just had to stop and watch. The intertwining of six arms and six legs, the frequent display of thigh, sometime skin, sometimes plastic, was just so erotic. The straps slipping of those smooth shoulders, the merest hint of those satin-covered nipples, merely inches away from my nose, pressed as it was, against the rapidly misting-up glass pane.
Pedestrians passed me by, some, bizarrely, keeping quite a distance. Eventually the two lovely ladies realised that i was watching the whole filthy episode. Thankfully, i'd fought the urge to get my mobile 'phone out and film the whole sordid display. Unfortunately i'd completely forgotten to take both of my hands out of my pockets and i fear that the stupid grin i had on my face may not have helped me feign innocence. But I'm sure it looked worse that it was.
I decided to leave anyway, just in case the police turned up (well i do have my public reputation to think of).
But i might go back tomorrow - or maybe in the night 
Goodbye.
Edited Thu 14 May 09, 7:53 AM by HisHoliness
| 14 May 09, 7:01 AM wonderer UK, 5 yrs |
I think it probably is, you pervert. I know about YKIOK but really! In public too.
I think "feign" may be the word you're looking for
Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est. http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/226772/ | ||
| 14 May 09, 7:46 AM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs |
Oh buggering badgers. Well it was 2am. There, that's my pathetic excuse. This communication was brought to you from the desk of the Pontiff Elect, the benchmark by which purity, holiness & normality are measured.
Bless you. | ||
| 14 May 09, 9:06 AM Marmite UK(CB), 5 yrs |
AN excuse??? AN EXCUSE!!!
Goodness... I am sure something can be done so that no more mistakes are made A rose by any other name has thorns that will still make you bleed. | ||
| 14 May 09, 9:12 AM siouxsie_sioux UK, 4 yrs |
You filth. I am appalled. Still, at least I know what to get you for your birthday  | ||
| 14 May 09, 10:54 AM little_imp UK(BN), 3 yrs  |
PMSL! That's put a smile on my face, thankyou! Indomitable is such an *interesting* word, don't you think? | ||
| 14 May 09, 11:05 AM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs |
Well then my work here is done. Thank you  xThis communication was brought to you from the desk of the Pontiff Elect, the benchmark by which purity, holiness & normality are measured.
Bless you. | ||
| 14 May 09, 9:50 PM MichaelCane UK(SW), 5 yrs |
Brilliant! LMAO You're only supposed to blow the BLOODY DOORS OFF! | ||
| 15 May 09, 12:38 AM rose_in_chains UK(W), 4 yrs |
Sev, you never fail to make me smile! And this time you made me giggle uncontrollably! Yay! A great early birthday present! Thank you! (ssh... i am now officially old, but the pact with your cousin, the devil, persists, and no-one will actually guess my true age unless told!)  Love you, always! xxx | ||
| 15 May 09, 9:22 AM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs |
And you've no idea how happy that makes me. Happy Birthday sweetie xxx This communication was brought to you from the desk of the Pontiff Elect, the benchmark by which purity, holiness & normality are measured.
Bless you. | ||
| 21 May 09, 4:32 PM merrynb99 UK(SL), 6 yrs |
I will pay you for a photo of you licking that window. I collect pictures like that. I already have one of my partner licking a window at Zara's in Brompton Road, South Ken
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