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| Lex_Magister |
Tags: Manchester (M)
Imagine being a teenager and entering the back door at home you were to happen upon one 1 of the 3 situations below, which would you be most efected by?
A Ratter active srapon coupling going on with added sound effects yodelled out such as 'I am a dirty slut Mistress' or 'Eeeh bi gum that sure rattles yer back teeth'
B A subservient down on his knees adorned in chains, collar, clamps and an arse flashing like a male Baboons at the height of the mating season.
C A scene from the little house on the prairie, gingham curtains, home made bread and sweet apple pie to boot.
All relevant data is to be forwarded to the producers of a new Saturday evening TV show entitled...................... 'YOU'VE BEEN FETTLED'
Edited Fri 1 May 09, 6:42 PM by Lex_Magister
| 1 May 09, 6:13 PM Conan_The_Librarian UK(S), 3 yrs  |
Erm, A I think. Yes A. Kinky sex and northern accents, an irresistable combination! PS Will Harry Hill be doing the 'Fettled' voice over? I hope so. Here comes a whizz-bang, and I think you know what I'm talking about, woof! | |
| 1 May 09, 6:18 PM felis_silvestris UK(M), 3 yrs |
A definite A for me too..  If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind When you least expect it, will you try to reject it? Give it up, do as I say; Give it up and let me have my way.. | |
| 1 May 09, 9:19 PM Darkgirl UK(M), 6 yrs |
Sorry folks...think it'll be ..... 'B'. lol After the light of day, darkness comes and kneels to obey!! | |
| 1 May 09, 10:41 PM CPeccavi 4 yrs |
In this house it'd be 'C' A Man Is For Pleasure, Not For Life | |
| 2 May 09, 2:40 PM sheza73 UK(M), 3 yrs |
Mine will be a b please but adding a bit of c michael landon  Tie me down spread-eagle Leave me dyin' in the sun | |
| 4 May 09, 7:43 PM Uther0774 UK(M), 5 yrs  |
Has to be C.(only you could come up with somithing wrong as that) and people think I am a littl of center Yes I am that easy ! | |
| 4 Jan 10, 2:41 AM pelham UK(SK), 4 yrs |
Who gave you access to my files. My whole personal history has been reduced to a moral multiple choice. A by the way |
