The Wonderful Week That Was (16)

Miss_Despotic wrote: ThedaVamp wrote: Doghouse_Reilly wrote: Every house should have a Hells. Was much win having you around missus. I want a Hells for my place! Is that the sound of Hells packing?

Just what is the sound of one Hells packing?

I like being my own worst enemy, because I know where I live and what I'm going to do next.

Doghouse_Reilly wrote: Miss_Despotic wrote: ThedaVamp wrote: Doghouse_Reilly wrote: Every house should have a Hells. Was much win having you around missus. I want a Hells for my place! Is that the sound of Hells packing? Just what is the sound of one Hells packing?

It goes something like this...

Pants times 3. Do I need more pants? I should, just in case. Where are my nice pants? Why do I still have these pants? These are awful pants. If I ended up in hospital, I would be embarassed by these pants. I should really buy more pants. Well I'll pack some horrible pants for the days where nobody is likely to see them, and just hope that nothing happens on that day. Socks times 6. Oh god, these socks are awful too. Why do I never buy new socks? Must buy new socks when I buy new pants. Will I need a hairdryer and straighteners? Fuck, my straighteners are still hot. Where did I put my Oyster card? Has it even got any money on it? I'm not even going to London so I don't need it. Fuck the Oyster card. Damn, it's got £15 on it that I could have spent on pants and socks. Book. Must pack a book. I'm nearly finished Midnight's Children, but it's so much extra weight for so little reading time. I'll take a new one. Vonnegut's too short, I'll have finished it by the time I come home. Poe! No, too emo. Easton Ellis will fit nicely in my suitcase pouch at the front. Win. Can't put my make-up bag in there til I've finished my make-up. TAMPONS. Do I need tampons? I should take a few just in case.

etc.

It takes me a fair while to pack for a weekend away :|

I wear my heart on my sleeve and my pants on my head
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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

Why she's packing pants at all is beyond me...

Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts.

I never put my socks in pairs, so I take 6 socks for 3 days

...However I shall take note that when packing for Theda's, no pants are required

I wear my heart on my sleeve and my pants on my head
http://obliterarti.wordpress.com/

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

DtB

Fuck Yeah.