To bring a little smile (2)

Posted by Elvenkind on Tue 17 Mar 09, 8:43 AM to Elvenkind's blog.

Finally, the 5 answers we've all been looking for....

Question 1... What are the little bumps around nipples for?

Answer.. They are brail for "suck here".

Question 2...What's an australian kiss?

Answer..It's the same as french but down under.

Question 3...Why were hurricanes named after women?

Answer..Because when they cum, they're wet and wild.But when they go they take your house and car with them.

Question 4...Why do girls rub there eyes when they wake?

Answer..Cause they don't have 2 balls to scratch.

Question 5... What's a man's ultimate embarrassment?

Answer.. Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Elvenkind aka arwen xxx

Replies

ROFL

Nice one

At least I know I'm a sandwich short of a picnic!!

You bring smiles.

x x

I don't want to be anyones girlfriend, I want to be EVERYONES!...
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