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| Doghouse_Reilly |
on Sun 15 Mar 09, 10:57 PM to Doghouse_Reilly's blog.
Because there have been many posts lately about why women don't respond to memos I have decided for the good of society, to explain the top list of things that a guy should do, in the event of not being replied to. These sure fire tips will instantly ingratiate you with the object of your unrequited affections.
1. Use more block capitals. If something is worth saying, it's worth saying loud. Use exclamation points often, not just as the end of the sentence either, try using them instead of commas.
2. Call her a bitch. Women love that. When a woman ignores you or tells you to sod off the one guaranteed way to reverse her position, not to mention get her to tell all her friends about how cool you are, is to insult her as crudely as possible. Remember gents, eloquence is for wussies.
3. Create a thread on the boards explaining that women are rude for not responding immediately to your genetic attempts to pitch woo. This will demonstrate to the world that you've been wronged and will rally supporters to your banner. When you have complained loudly enough the world will see your true inner beauty and there won't be a dry gusset in the house.
4. Create a troll persona and try to attract attention on the boards by being either a bigot, an idiot, or some combination thereof. Because you are edgy and original hot women the world over will want to suck your cock down to a nub. You stallion.
Hopefully this list will help pathetic bitter men get the hot women their poorly written mass-memo campaigns deserve, and we can all enjoy a happier community as a result.
| 15 Mar 09, 11:00 PM Miss_Hardy UK(E), 5 yrs  |
get hotter. "Have people always been this angry? I've got this really funny idea that before the internet people would just write FUCK YOU! and attach it to pigeons" - Russell Howard | |
| 15 Mar 09, 11:00 PM LittleMissEvil 4 yrs |
lol, if i get more memo's now i am going to forward them all on to you  Some people say i am evil, i have no idea why they think that. | |
| 15 Mar 09, 11:02 PM mini_velvet UK(EH), 6 yrs |
send them the same message every week because even though they've ignored it the previous 28 times *this* time might be the one. No colours or shapes | |
| 15 Mar 09, 11:04 PM Hells_Bells UK(G), 7 yrs |
I find a brief caveat telling me that I'm missing out/I should give it a go/that we actually have a lot in common usually works. I wear my heart on my sleeve and my pants on my head | |
| 15 Mar 09, 11:10 PM Mr_Brightside UK(NN), 4 yrs |
This little gem below was from ThedaVamps post, I take no credit, I'll let someone else test the theory out tho. Women just luuuuurve the 'throw enough shit and it might just stick' approach to seduction... Edited 15 Mar 09, 11:14 PM by Mr_Brightside | |
| 15 Mar 09, 11:16 PM DrMajolica UK(NR), 6 yrs |
Gutted. My tried-and-tested technique over the years has been broadcast to the four winds. Now EVERYBODY will get hawt action. I think too much, therefore I am a bit of a twat. | |
| 16 Mar 09, 12:40 AM Elegantly_Wasted 8 yrs |
I don't get nearly enough wankyspam... (º·.¸(¨*·.¸¸.·*¨)¸.·º) | |
| 16 Mar 09, 12:44 AM Mr_Brightside UK(NN), 4 yrs |
Careful now, I might take that as an invite lol | |
| 16 Mar 09, 11:50 AM verte UK(E), 8 yrs |
Oops! You've just reminded me that I haven't replied to yours. It might just be because you substituted 'bitch' with 'ging'. "Well-behaved women rarely make history" | |
| 16 Mar 09, 12:13 PM biglittlegirl UK(NE), 3 yrs |
Not to be a bitch, but did you mean "generic" rather than "genetic"?
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