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Julie Myerson: Appropriate Physical Chastisement (14)

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Sun 15 Mar 09, 10:01 AM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

Drugs, the family, posh, dreamy, Boho girls in very good nick: this story has it all. It is indeed tragic for all concerned but then it's not my hysterical over-reaction which generated this crisis so I hope I may raise the issue of proportionate response to a fey, twittering tit, who has caused her son a lot of unnecessary anguish.

Apparently he only hit her after she hit him about eight times so it looks like she's wrong. Of course what she really needs is a visit to Sir, who will pull her knicks down and give her a good, thorough hand spanking, till she's squirming and kicking her legs up.

Then he may reach for a slipper to tan her little round rump bright red. When she's pounding the floor with clenched fists and weeping and wailing I'd desist, then sit her on my knee - for the good of society I'd be willing to give up my free time to help out, there would be no need for a fee just travel expenses - letting her hot little bottom cool off for a while, then I'd dry her tears, blow her nose, and kiss her and hug her till she felt she was Daddy's little treasure again.

Then I'd send her to stand in the corner on Newsnight Review with her floral jim jams pulled down just below her smacked botty so everyone could see what happens to naughty girls. When she's stood there for ten minutes with her hands on her head she could have some warm milk and a story and a special cuddle from Daddy. Starting with kissing her sore bottom better.

Well, I seem to strayed off topic but I feel strongly about the care and discipline of wayward young girls. Who need their bottoms smacking.

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

Edited Sun 15 Mar 09, 10:07 AM by theDukeofMilan

15 Mar 09, 10:16 AM
newfavourite
UK(S), 4 yrs
I used to love Julie M- because she wrote great novels. But this whole fiasco has really put me off her. I couldnt believe it when her husband waded in and wrote a piece in the guardian defending her right to write about their son, in which he admitted to hitting him too. What a pair of thugs.

'Pervert'? She can't even spell it!

Edited 15 Mar 09, 10:20 AM by newfavourite

15 Mar 09, 10:23 AM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

The work itself looks pretty thin. But she's written some good stuff elsewhere.

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

15 Mar 09, 10:25 AM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

Site was under attack at this point from teenage trolling.

There is anti-Semitism all over their board which, while supposedly an attack on internet idiocy, could easily promote more hate crimes than I've got space to list. My replies follow...

"'draw a testicles' another triumph of illiteracy from an anti-Semitic nerd."

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

Edited 15 Mar 09, 1:03 PM by theDukeofMilan

15 Mar 09, 10:30 AM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

You're a pathetic teenager.

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

15 Mar 09, 10:31 AM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

Try defending the anti-Semitism which is all over your site. To someone else. I'm not interested.

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

15 Mar 09, 10:38 AM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

It's all over Encyclopedia Nerdia as well you know.

Come and say it to my face, dear. If your mother will let you out. But then you'd miss all those Star Trek reruns.

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

Edited 15 Mar 09, 10:39 AM by theDukeofMilan

15 Mar 09, 12:01 PM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

Perhaps you'd care to explain how this page of anti-Semitic filth is supposed to be satire? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/JEW - even by drunk Frat Boy standards. Try doing it without recycling one of your four or five witless slogans.

Then tell me why 'Jew' as a putdown is funny.

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

15 Mar 09, 12:43 PM
theDukeofMilan*
UK(DA), 6 yrs

It's in your main 'dictionary' so the legion of morons who inhabit America are likely to misunderstand your less than stunning satire. PLus you keep calling people 'Jews'. As there's no context, because you're just internet wienies rather than writers or journalists, the humour of 'Jew' as an insult will be missed. Which is our loss of course.

While I'm delighted that you can actually manage English, you're a bright kid, the main thing is you won't make any real money marketing your stuff because someone will eventually do you for a hate crime. You'll have to abandon anonymity to sign anything that makes real money. Which you probably don't need living with Mum.

Anyway I still won't be satisfied until America is once more ruled by bewigged fops. That's how nuts I am...

Zen: Bald men arguing. Who needs to go to Japan for that?

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