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How many subs/doms to change a lightbulb? (23)

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Wed 11 Mar 09, 3:40 PM
the_face_of_bo
3 yrs
How many subs does it take to change a lightbulb or how many doms.

Never heard one for our interest - surely they exist?

11 Mar 09, 3:53 PM
lilgirlred
3 yrs
Are you after that particular joke, or just BDSM jokes in particular?

A link for the latter that I found quite amusing:

http://www.evilmonk.org/A/jokes.cfm

red XxX

Ignorance is only bliss for those that have it, for the rest of us, it's hell on earth.

11 Mar 09, 3:58 PM
ToakReon*
UK(RH), 12 yrs

Only one dom, but it takes a long time. He reaches up, takes hold of the bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

(Had to crack the joke, being a dom, before some other beggar did)

Toak

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11 Mar 09, 4:00 PM
lilgirlred
3 yrs
lmao - you have perfectly summed up every Dom I have ever known... :-p

Ignorance is only bliss for those that have it, for the rest of us, it's hell on earth.

11 Mar 09, 4:46 PM
Incandescence
UK, 3 yrs
Not a joke but a little rhyme

Hickory dickory dock the slut was sucking a cock her hair got tangled the bitch got strangled but at least she swallowed the lot :-D

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11 Mar 09, 4:59 PM
AlanSir
UK(LS), 4 yrs

Does not take any Doms to change a light bulb

You just tell subbie to do it

job sorted

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

11 Mar 09, 5:05 PM
Ian_2007
UK(N), 4 yrs
I thought we all used candles :)

The only even remotely naughty variant of that joke I ever heard was:

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"None. Californians screw in hot tubs, not lightbulbs."

11 Mar 09, 5:24 PM
Mirren
7 yrs
lilgirlred wrote:
Are you after that particular joke, or just BDSM jokes in particular?

A link for the latter that I found quite amusing:

http://www.evilmonk.org/A/jokes.cfm

red XxX

I didn't laugh at any of those jokes!

I did find this from a link on that site which did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTtrlIWdQjU

11 Mar 09, 5:27 PM
Bubbles_2
UK(E), 6 yrs
ToakReon wrote:
Only one dom, but it takes a long time. He reaches up, takes hold of the bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

(Had to crack the joke, being a dom, before some other beggar did)

Toak

'course that only works with Edison Screw rather than bayonet fittings...(pedantic, moi?)

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11 Mar 09, 5:38 PM
flamesdesire
UK(OX), 4 yrs
Dom change light bulbs? I thought that was why they had a sub!

jxx

11 Mar 09, 5:45 PM
van_Dort
3 yrs
Wouldn't bother.

I love darkness.

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