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| Wed 11 Mar 09, 3:40 PM the_face_of_bo 3 yrs |
How many subs does it take to change a lightbulb or
how many doms. Never heard one for our interest - surely they exist? | |
| 11 Mar 09, 3:53 PM lilgirlred 3 yrs |
Are you after that particular joke, or just BDSM jokes in particular? A link for the latter that I found quite amusing: http://www.evilmonk.org/A/jokes.cfm red XxX Ignorance is only bliss for those that have it, for the rest of us, it's hell on earth. | |
| 11 Mar 09, 3:58 PM ToakReon UK(RH), 12 yrs |
Only one dom, but it takes a long time. He reaches up, takes hold of the bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him. (Had to crack the joke, being a dom, before some other beggar did) Toak FEMALE, BONDAGE-FRIENDLY MODEL SOUGHT. I am seeking to update my "How To" shibari bondage pictures (see my profile pics, the clothed blonde tied in red and black) with a model more "enthusiastic" about BDSM, and who is happy to be photographed nude. MEMO ME if this is you. | |
| 11 Mar 09, 4:00 PM lilgirlred 3 yrs |
lmao - you have perfectly summed up every Dom I have ever known... Ignorance is only bliss for those that have it, for the rest of us, it's hell on earth. | |
| 11 Mar 09, 4:46 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
Not a joke but a little rhyme
Hickory dickory dock
the slut was sucking a cock
her hair got tangled
the bitch got strangled
but at least she swallowed the lot Perfection is in the mind of the delusional! | |
| 11 Mar 09, 4:59 PM AlanSir UK(LS), 4 yrs |
Does not take any Doms to change a light bulb You just tell subbie to do it job sorted A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. | |
| 11 Mar 09, 5:05 PM Ian_2007 UK(N), 4 yrs |
I thought we all used candles The only even remotely naughty variant of that joke I ever heard was: "How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "None. Californians screw in hot tubs, not lightbulbs."
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| 11 Mar 09, 5:24 PM Mirren 7 yrs |
I didn't laugh at any of those jokes! I did find this from a link on that site which did: | |
| 11 Mar 09, 5:27 PM Bubbles_2 UK(E), 6 yrs |
Club Subversion Crossing the Rubicon FleursduMal bobette's MySpace Beginners Guide to BDSM[/ur | |
| 11 Mar 09, 5:38 PM flamesdesire UK(OX), 4 yrs |
Dom change light bulbs? I thought that was why they had a sub! jxx | |
| 11 Mar 09, 5:45 PM van_Dort 3 yrs |
Wouldn't bother. I love darkness. |